Candy Ninja

when you stick some form of candy into your anus then sneak up on your mate and put the candy in their mouth then have sexual intercourse from behind

Guy1: i gave my girl a candy ninja the other night
Guy2: what you use
Guy1: a jolly rancher those are her favorites.....but it took a while to get out

by Candy Ninja January 31, 2010

hand candy

Female breasts. The feeling of them in your hands is indescribable.

<Brill> Oh my gosh, look at those women! Boy howdy, they are corkers!
<Jazz> Oh god DAMN, you are right! Such fine hinders, and look at them gams! And the hand candy on the one in the blue is driving me krazy!!

by SeanG June 27, 2007

eye candy

For straight women (okay, fine, as well as gay men and bisexuals who can't make up their minds yet)dudes with big pecs or butts or whatever you like in dudes.

I never see eye candy at Wisconsin Dells because a lot of the dudes there have moobs and they're too old/pale.

by Shawn B. May 01, 2003

Candy Baby

A Baby made entirely out of candy that are consumed by folks with disturbed minds. When they eat the candy baby it makes them feel as if they are eating a real baby but it is in fact made out of candy. Candy babies were originally developed in hopes that the rates of actual baby cannibalism would drop, however sadly the invention only amplified the desire to eat real babies.

Damn I sure could go for a nice grilled baby right now, but sadly all I can afford is a candy baby.

by I am the real Bill Murray January 21, 2018

brain candy

Something that the kinder teachers call the candy they give you as a bribe to do your work.

Okay! Here's some brain candy to help you kids to do your 800 word essay!

by Dudette February 26, 2005

anal candy

Any Caucasian male or female because they are always the first to be raped in prison and the fact that white women are proven sluts who give it up to any man with a bigger dick than the average white mans 5 and a half incher.

"Look at that white boy jogging in flip flops,a frat sweater and a american eagle hat that has new era sticker on it!" ...."What Kinda anal candy does this shit?" ... "i dont know but he runs like he has a dick up his ass."

by hick licker March 02, 2007

Candy-ass

(Noun) A younger, fine-piece-of-ass girl. Often petite, slim, and optionally wearing heavy makeup. A honey you'd love to get with.

"Dude, Nicole is such a candy-ass."
"I'm gonna go give that candy-ass my number"

by codeMonster March 18, 2014