butt nut

A large-sized dingleberry, which clings to the hair or wool around the anus.

When she examined her anus in the shower, her fingers encountered a butt nut the size of a soy bean.

by Al January 24, 2003

Mississippi Mudd Butt

Would normally be referred as diarrhea, but is horribly worse. M.M.B. could result in a rectal prolapse and death. This horrid case of explosive shit squirts creates a stench so horrible that can erode iron, cause brain aneurysms, will knock a man unconscious within a 69 mile radius. M.M.B. is normally caused by malnutrition and consuming more than 3 prunes in 2 minutes. There was once a man who had a case ofM.M.B., he did not live to tell his story. While using the bathroom, the blast of his M.M.B rocketed him off the toilet, thrashing his limp body to the solid pavement. The force of the impact broke all of his bones, paralyzed him then killed him instantly. Learn from his experience.

D00d, I think I might have Mississippi Mudd Butt . Its br00ta1, I need to use your shitter.

by [zook] LYMON June 24, 2009

butt cheese

The accumulation of feces, toilet paper, lint, and other detritus in the area between the buttocks. With time and mechanical action, assuming the appropriate binding elements are present, butt cheese takes a granular form which is known as dingleberries. Uncontrolled, butt cheese can progress beyond dingleberries to dinglebombs or in the vernacular "butt grapes"

"I need to go re-wipe, or my butt cheese will be a nice crop of dingleberries by supper"

by John Doyle February 25, 2005

butt pound

self explanatory; to pound into one's rectum

This project is butt pounding me.

"These teachers are being ridiculous," said Mike. "Ya, just to butt pound us," I replied.

by rob himself February 18, 2008

Buttsex

1. The best thing ever. Anywhere.

2. The act of getting royally screwed over.

1. Minaki gave Matsuba buttsex last night!

2. Dude! The repair man really buttsexed my computer this time!

by Oos! OMGWTFLMAO August 11, 2004

butt vomit

Diarrhea, characterized by sudden and violent gastro-intestinal retching.

Can't go out tonight... Had Mexican for lunch and contracted a case of butt vomit.

by borracho June 18, 2005

pooh butt

The opposite of a hardass. Someone who can and will be treated like a bitch.

Man, she been playin' you like a pooh butt!

by Sleaze April 6, 2005