Blumpkin spice latte

noun: a blumpkin administered on a delightfully autumnal day.

The leaves were falling, Taylor Swift was playing, and she gave me a blumpkin spice latte.

by JohnCaleLovesYou September 3, 2023

Blumph

euphemism for fuck in all ways except for sexual, more than not replacing fuck when it is a violent or angry in nature

"what the blumph! why isn't it!
"i'm gonna blumph you up lil bro"

by amadeusjfeelz July 22, 2024

BlumpQuake

Any problem that could occur during the act of receiving a blumpkin
Examples: Receiving a blumpkin in the airplane bathroom and the plane experiencing turbulence
Receiving a blumpkin and being bitten down on, resulting in shit flying everywhere.

Receiving a blumpkin so good that you start thrashing about, causing noises similar to an earthquake

"Dude yesterday's flight was a total BlumpQuake, Emily and I were in the airplane bathroom and the plane took a huge right turn, that shit turned into a muddy pig stall"

by BrisketCommander August 5, 2024

blumpkin

Blum pumpkins with blue hues

i went to the pumpkin patch and found a blumpkin for only $10. I had to buy it.

by joliketurtle August 7, 2024

Blumpkin Seed

When you pass gas while getting head. Similar to a blumkin.

She wanted to give me a blumkin, but I was just gassy so she just received Blumpkin Seeds

by WhatDFaulk August 8, 2024

Blumpha

A twist on the classic "Blumpkin" technique, where oral sex is performed on someone sitting on the toilet doing a shart rather than taking a shit.

She gave him a blumpha while he sharted.

by AlyssaSinacori November 7, 2023

Blumpkin

When you poop and then sit on it

I went to poop and accidentally still had the lid down and I blumpkined.

by Kit Cable December 18, 2023