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Get the Blumpkin spice latte mug.euphemism for fuck in all ways except for sexual, more than not replacing fuck when it is a violent or angry in nature
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Get the Blumph mug.Any problem that could occur during the act of receiving a blumpkin
Examples: Receiving a blumpkin in the airplane bathroom and the plane experiencing turbulence
Receiving a blumpkin and being bitten down on, resulting in shit flying everywhere.
Receiving a blumpkin so good that you start thrashing about, causing noises similar to an earthquake
Examples: Receiving a blumpkin in the airplane bathroom and the plane experiencing turbulence
Receiving a blumpkin and being bitten down on, resulting in shit flying everywhere.
Receiving a blumpkin so good that you start thrashing about, causing noises similar to an earthquake
"Dude yesterday's flight was a total BlumpQuake, Emily and I were in the airplane bathroom and the plane took a huge right turn, that shit turned into a muddy pig stall"
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Get the Blumpkin Seed mug.A twist on the classic "Blumpkin" technique, where oral sex is performed on someone sitting on the toilet doing a shart rather than taking a shit.
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