Hopscotch Breath

When someone's breath stinks so bad you can see the green fumes from the outside of their mouth.

"That cheese pizza is giving you hopscotch breath"
"Your breath is doing hopscotch from all that sassafras tea"
"GAWD DAMN your breath is doing hopscotch please hopscotch away"

by Hopscotch101 January 24, 2021

The Breath Of Versailles

When you have not had a penis enlargement surgery yet you make the dating market volatile eith your strokes

Person 1: are you making the dating market volatile?
Person 2: Yes
Person: Good...you are "The Breath Of Versailles"

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

bill’s breath

The worst scent in the world. Caused by Strawberry tom’s toothpaste; without brushing

Teacher A”Did you smell bill’s breath today?”
Teacher B”Yeah, sadly”

by SavageCloud January 1, 2018

Dumpster breath

Breath that smells like rotting garbage, like Craig and Syd have, from years of digging through dumpsters for 'treasures' like old computer parts and partially-empty beer cans.

Syd's dumpster breath will make you want to vomit if you get close enough.

by Goonie's Revenge September 30, 2023

Mash Breath

A person whos breath resembles that after sunday dinner smell

"Dont go near her, she has mash breath"

by joyi April 23, 2006

Paramore Breath

When you’re a hardcore Paramore fan and you eat chicken on Fridays and Spaghetti on Saturdays

Dude, I can’t come into work today. I’ve got a serious case of Paramore Breath.

by SimDevoSlipknot February 5, 2018

The Breath Of Marseilles

What I call people with abscesses.

Person 1: do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now The Breath Of Marseilles.

by LAMASIMACIKOBACIKO January 10, 2025