Blue Laser

Terrorist fighting group and arch rivals of the Cheat Commandos reported to HQ in nana's backyard

Blue Laser HATES you sooo much!

by Private Plug of the Homestarmy July 25, 2004

blue jean bruise

The soreness a woman has on her crotch after a long session of dry humping when she is wearing blue jeans.

Kemper has been complaining all day of the blue jean bruises she got last night from Jon Bon Jovi.

by Crystal Rawls March 3, 2007

Blue Demons

1. When the mind dreams of events that did not really happen, and it affects the person, changing their behavior, making them bitter, cessation and so on.

2. When the person after consuming a hallucinogen - drug - changes his behavior to an aggressive, jealous and other posture.

Girlfriend: Hey, you are on blue demons, calm down.
Boyfriend: Shuddup, Its my fuckin life.

by bluedemonremix November 2, 2017

Blue Balls

When you get close to busting a nut but can't completely bust, then its an unbearable pain an your balls turn blue like there sad they couldnt bust.

My friend sucked my pickle but her parents came home so we had to stop and i had to sneak out because she snook me in her house, i was so close to busting, but never got to, i had the worse case of blue balls.

by Drippy Jess November 24, 2019

blue lighted

n. To be seen by the police, called this because the cops light is usually blue.

"Oh shit nigga, hurry up and swallow that weed cause we done been blue lighted!!!"

by Pimp Master J April 20, 2005

Blue and Green

They're colours, What the fuck were you thinking???

Dream stan: 'oH lOoK bLuE aNd GrEeN, tHeY mUsT sHiP dNf~'
Person 2: 'SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I WILL HIT YOU-'

by ThtGenderfluidFryingPan December 17, 2021

Blue Jayin

Just another term for kickin it, relaxin, chillin, or whatever.

Bob: Sup man, how u doin today?

Tim: Shit, just Blue Jayin it today potna.

by B Brian Blair March 30, 2008