Beef King

One who enters a yearlong beef-eating contest against one or more opponents and, at the end of the year, wins.

Despite his recent glorious coronation, the Beef King was having a bad day due to his raging prion-induced seizures.

by Anonymous December 5, 2004

beef nuggets

A synonym for phrases like oh shit, son of a bitch, damn it. Famously invented by Jessipoo who thinks anything to do with nuggets is comical, and also has an obsession with cows.

Jessipoo: "Awww beef nuggets I dropped my pencil."
Dezipoo: "you're such a tard-muffin, I LOVE IT!"

by TGPFTW October 1, 2011

Beef Cake

Originating in the 1860's the Beef Cake was a medievel Festival involving stuffing living cows with assorted flours.

Thar be a fine Beef Cake, yummay!

by Clara Hill September 30, 2004

BEEF-TWAT

noun, a woman who brags to others about a fictional sex life, which is based loosely in the happenings of reality

did you overhear Missy being a BEEF-TWAT again, just listen to her pour out those tremendous lies laced with her false sexual innuendo, as she motions toward Garrett with her finger.

by Travis J. October 8, 2007

Beef Taquito

When a man or she-male with an uncircumcised penis has anal sex with a woman who is dirty, and nasty. After a few thrusts you pull out you penis and; you have a Beef Taquito which is when your penis has corn and other un-digested food particles on the foreskin from your partner's anal cavity.

Cole: Man last night I was fuckin' this nasty girl, when I finished, my dick looked like a Beef Taquito.

Andrew: A Beef Taquito?, dude you should never tell that story, that's fuckin' nasty!!!

by JulianaBenton December 26, 2008

beef n onion

gay a person that either wants a relationship with another man or to be in a relationship with another man or wants to involve himself in sexual intercourse with another man.

look at that beef n onion

by Tepee December 6, 2005

beef straps

When two large raw Whopper patties are placed between the legs of a girl at birth.

Damn! I get inside dem buns and put some special sauce on dem beef straps!

by Ryan August 13, 2003