Zoinked

When your brain decides to shut down after a while

After a night out with the boys I was totally zoinked

by committee to plan parties January 26, 2019

ZOINK

ZOINK is a type of metal that matayas shouts in my fucking ear!

Lisa: matayas can I borrow some zink?
MAYTAYAS:ITS PRONOUNCED AS ZoInKkkkK!

by Ieheneiejenneje June 14, 2019

Zoinked

Getting so high that you surpass zooted and go into trying to solve the universe.

Chad: Dude why do feet smell and noses run?
Ben: You are so zoinked right now

by DirtyHippie3010 September 21, 2018

zoinks

an expression of surprise

that really happened, well zoinks!

by b ccgnhmjukh,. February 7, 2019

zoinks

Used as an exclamation in response to an innuendo or anything suggestive. Sometimes accompanied with an eyebrow wiggle.

Internet: Here, we don't just embrace insanity...
We feel it up, french kiss it, and buy it a drink, not necessarily in that order.
Anon: Zoinks!

by LennyZoinks December 5, 2017

Zoinked

When you get so high that when you laugh you sound like Scooby-Doo

Man, this blunt got me zoinked. Reeheeheeeheeheehee

by The Boy Rick November 30, 2019

ZOINKS

What people say when they realize cartoon Shaggy has skin-colored facial hair.

Me: Did you know cartoon Shaggy has a beard, it's just the color of his skin?
You: Let me see.
Me: Look at the GIF.
You: ZOINKS!

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2022