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Zoinked

When your brain decides to shut down after a while
After a night out with the boys I was totally zoinked
by committee to plan parties January 26, 2019
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ZOINK is a type of metal that matayas shouts in my fucking ear!
Lisa: matayas can I borrow some zink?
MAYTAYAS:ITS PRONOUNCED AS ZoInKkkkK!
by Ieheneiejenneje June 14, 2019
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Zoinked

Getting so high that you surpass zooted and go into trying to solve the universe.
Chad: Dude why do feet smell and noses run?
Ben: You are so zoinked right now
by DirtyHippie3010 September 21, 2018
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zoinks

that really happened, well zoinks!
by b ccgnhmjukh,. February 7, 2019
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Used as an exclamation in response to an innuendo or anything suggestive. Sometimes accompanied with an eyebrow wiggle.
Internet: Here, we don't just embrace insanity...
We feel it up, french kiss it, and buy it a drink, not necessarily in that order.
Anon: Zoinks!
by LennyZoinks December 5, 2017
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When you get so high that when you laugh you sound like Scooby-Doo
Man, this blunt got me zoinked. Reeheeheeeheeheehee
by The Boy Rick November 30, 2019
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ZOINKS

What people say when they realize cartoon Shaggy has skin-colored facial hair.
Me: Did you know cartoon Shaggy has a beard, it's just the color of his skin?
You: Let me see.
Me: Look at the GIF.
You: ZOINKS!
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2022
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