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zuckerberg special

zuckerberg special massage: putting him face down on the table using water instead of oil to rub in, and then putting a hose up his ass to keep his body in tip top hydrated shape; he believes the mouth is too inefficient for 100% hydration and needs a direct passage
"would you like the zuckerberg special today sir?"

"why yes, boy am I thirsty today"
by zuckerbergfans December 9, 2018
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Mark Zuckerberg

A real human

Mark Zuckerberg is a very real fellow human such as myself.
“Hi I am Mark Zuckerberg and I am a real human just watch me drink this water like a real human man”
by Mrs.Beast.FFZ November 4, 2021
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Mark Zuckerberg

Na mumu him be
Him no get sense ,him no wise, him dey craze like mad
Na everytime him just they block human being account
Nonsense
People like MARK ZUCKERBERG are mumu
by By josheey November 25, 2021
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Mark Zuckerberg

Mark Zuckerberg knows where you live
by GetUnZucced January 6, 2022
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Zuckerwurst

A Zuckerwurst is a penis which is sprinkled with powdered sugar.

It is also a type of blowjob where the penis is sprinkled with powdered sugar for better taste. This also solves the "I wont give you a blowjob because it tastes gross" problem.
Charlie: Will you give me a blowjob?
Nicole: No! It tastes disgusting!
Charlie: How about a Zuckerwurst?
Nicole: Yes! That's my favorite!

Axel: Hey Charlie, did you get any action last night?
Charlie: Yea man, I gave this chick my Zuckerwurst, and she loved it!
by The swizzkdz March 17, 2011
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Zucker Sucker

Someone who spends practically all their time on Facebook. (Originating from the name of Facebook's founder: Mark Zuckerberg)
Guy 1: "Are you still on Facebook?!"
Guy 2: "Just gotta refresh the page.."
Guy 3: "Oh dear, another Zucker Sucker"
by TheSkysFalling October 14, 2010
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zuckerfuck

The deceitful act of engaging in commissioned work with an employer or patron for pay, while actually spending all commissioned time and provided resources working on one or more private projects for personal profit.
I should be working on HarvardConnection, but instead I'm going to zuckerfuck the shit out of the Winklevoss twins by working on Facebook. P.S. I'm an ugly Jewish fag.
by bennycreative March 8, 2011
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