Zach

A way of suicide by which means neccisary, puting a large red lobster down ones pants, along with a king crap, shooting both blindfolded, calling in a order to Mr. Gatti's (large cheese pizza, with 2 liter Dr pepper) while simultaniously falling off of a 384 ft. cliff in the pacific ocean, while choking to death on your own feical matter.

If you don't do all of these exactly right, you havn't gone so far as to Zach yourself

Zach by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007

Zach

Common name, usually the Zach is really really really really really hot.
Popular, jock, hot, nice body, tall, gorgeousss.
But is an ass whole.
People on like Zach's for there looks.

Person- who is that really cute guy of there?
Person2- oh that's zach
person- he's FIIIIIINE.
Person2- yeah i know, but stay away he's an ass.

Zach by thegirl123 March 28, 2009

Zach

It's a sexually confused person. It thinks it's male but it is really female.

Look at that zach over there. I feel sorry for it

Zach by Not_SEGA April 13, 2009

Zach

Weeb

Zach is a weeb

Zach by Zachisaweeb June 20, 2019

Zach

A complete asshole and a dick. But also a great person you can trust. He'd do anything for his friends. And can be really caring surprisingly.

Zach's an asshole but also a good friend

Zach by Irdp July 23, 2019

Zach

A person who gets abused by their sister, plays amino, asks Alyssa aka Strawberry shortcake for plot ideas. Zach likes to eat baked b e a n s

“Omg! It smells like beans, it must be Zach!”

“Your mum gae”

Zach by Alyssa’s Strawberry Shortcake November 8, 2019

Zach

The best friend you could ever get so if you get one you better not leave him it is so hard to stay away from him if you get in a fight the next day you will go running right to his front door so if you are Zach hit the like and love the one and only Zach you find and let me tell you it didnt take long for us to be the best of friends i LOVE my Zach to the bottom of my heart so if you have a Zach keep him while you can.

Zach is a extremly fun and sweet dude.

Zach by FOotBALldUDE12 November 8, 2019