brace yourself

Prepare yourself mentally or emotionally for hearing something unpleasant, out of place or inappropriate.

"...they dropped the ball and now, brace yourself -- they're making us pay for it."

by Carlos Luis March 23, 2007

Calm yourself

Telling a specific person or group to calm down or chill out.

Person 1 - "Oh my god! I just failed my math test!"
Person 2 - "Bitch, calm yourself!"

by Ron L.. October 10, 2006

go fuck yourself

When someone tells you to go fuck yourself, they are encouraging you to shove your penis up your own asshole by bending it backwards. Or, if you're a female, to grab the nearest phallic object(s) and penetrate your orifices repeatedly. The connotation is that you'll probably enjoy it and will stop annoying everyone.

Broke Ass: "Hey man, can I have one of your beers out of the fridge?"

Working Man: "Go fuck yourself."

by Sled Dog Fucker January 26, 2011

know yourself

used by aisleyne from big brother, this word means that the person you say it to doesn't know who they are

Aisleyne: you better know yourself little girl.

by G Dizzle September 19, 2006

feel yourself

To feel like you are the best, either in general, or at something, as in the metaphorical, cartoonish representation of feeling sexy, when one rubs ones hands around ones body.

Example 1
Dude 1: Damnnnn, that nigga beat him for the number one spot!
Dude 2: Yea, you know he's feelin' himself right now. Look at that face.

Example 2
Dude 1: How many straight wins do you have? Not as many as me, that's for sure.
Dude 2: Yea, ok, feel yourself, homie.

by SavvyTennisBalls March 14, 2013

yoself

Shorter way of saying yourself

#knownByPaul😂

Correct yourself before you wreck yoself.

by Idkwhattonamemyself123 March 28, 2015

pat yourself on the backtivism

The brand of political or social activism that involves doing nothing meaningful whatsoever except for completely useless gestures, "discussing the issues" with people who already share your point of view, and flooding Facebook with activism posts.

The whole point of which is simply to make sure everyone else in the world knows how tolerant and great you are and how shitty and tolerant they aren't, while actually not making any difference whatsoever.

That Tiffany girl who is always posting 10 times a day on Facebook about how society is controlled by anti-gay, anti-feminist, anti-immigrant, poverty-hating white guys gets drunk four nights a week on her parent's dime, and sleeps around while skipping half of the classes in her Development Studies major. She's never actually contributed to the betterment of society in any meaningful way. But pat yourself on the backtivism means she still thinks she's a better person than everyone else.

by BroamChomsky February 7, 2014