toilet yoga

The contortions that one performs to get a turd out.

Mary-Jane: Dude, I just dropped the biggest log! Peter: I'll bet you had to do some grandmaster-level toilet yoga to get that monster out of your bunghole!

by Phoetus January 20, 2008

Tongue Yoga

The ability to make your Gene Simmons-like tongue contortion along the bottom of a Pillsbury icing container to scoop out every bit of sweet goodness.

Michael got his face covered in frosting while doing tongue yoga on Ashley.

"Damn, did you see that dude tongue yoga her pudding cup?"

Ashley squealed with delight when Michael told her he needed to practice downward dog in tongue yoga tonight.

by TongueYogaDoc November 14, 2010

yordani

A dominant male. Who normally has the women at his feet, cause they are well hung. Normally know to dominate his sport. Most Yordani are extraordinary baseball players.

That baseball player is so a yordani

by Yordani November 8, 2014

Yoga

Yoga is a bunch of sacred excersises that enhance the body and keep it fit.This has been proven scientifically and by the many yogis in India who practice Yoga and Meditation.Only Unbelievers would really hate it.

Yoga is good for the soul.

by MetalHead April 17, 2005

Yoga Stink

The foul odor that emanates from individuals in a yoga class. This includes the murky, lingering stench that one walks in to after a yoga class has ended and one is waiting for the next class to begin.

"My mat was right next to someone with the worst yoga stink I have ever smelled."

"I walked in to the yoga stink and had to turn right back around."

by SarahTSarahT May 3, 2008

Yogart

A yoga induced fart.

She ripped a yogart last night. We are all trying to relax and she lets one go. It stunk.

by eggwad July 7, 2010

Yoga-ing

The act of doing yoga moves in random places such as the grocery store, the mall, ect. Related to the new trends such as coning.

Ted was doing some intense yoga-ing in the ice-cream isle.

by Yoga-ing starter #1 August 2, 2011