Diary Of A Wimpy Kid

A very popular graphic novel made and published by Jeff Kinney back in 2007. The story follows a middle schooler named Greg Heffley who tries to make a good impression for everybody but usually ends up failing, and he is concluded to be a sociopath and an asshole by most fans who read the books. Overall in my opinion, it is a great book series and one of the best to read.

"Have you read Diary Of A Wimpy Kid? It's my favorite book!"

by Cheesejuicelolxd June 7, 2022

wumph

Someone who's Anus has completely fallen out, like totally no ass what-so-eva.

Oh my good god that girl has most obviously been wumphed

by amy & ringo November 14, 2006

Comfy Wumfy

Comfy Wumfies tend to be consistently cheerful people who insist--nay, demand--that the world be a 'nice place'. They enforce this belief by wearing T-shirts with kittens, or large, chunky, homemade sweaters. They believe in 'the environment', but can't be bothered to recycle. They eschew any movie/book/musical offering that they see as 'nasty'. They tend to move and mate in groups, forever having 'get togethers' where they can talk in a sort of sing song babytalk about how their boss is 'such a poo'. They praise Mac Computers, but only because their fellow granola eaters told them to. Sex with a Cumfy Wumfy is not advised, unless one likes rainbows, unicorns, or bad poetry.

Teachers, herbal store employees, burnt out Grateful Dead fans, anyone who looks back on the Sixties as 'paradise, man.'

by Ultraboy June 12, 2005

wumpler

a rude basket. a very rude basket

"little red riding hood was carrying her food inside a wumpler."

by abe Carrol July 25, 2004

Wumpling

Wumpling is used to describe someone that acts adorably and in a cute manner.

"Such a cute wumpling!", "You wumpling", "I love you wumpling"

by Piri piii March 16, 2020

wumpkin

A lonely Blumpkin. Masturbating while dropping the kids off at the pool.

I went in to use the gas station bathroom and the girl behind the counter was a fox, so decided I needed an efficient wumpkin to release the tension.

by nzpimpin September 18, 2005

wumples

An all purpose word, much like the f word.

If it makes moderate grammatical sense, it applies to that situation.

I'll wumple your mom.

Freakin' wumples!

Wumpling wumples!

by 0087 May 1, 2005