by Piri piii March 16, 2020
Her - ' What three words did you use to describe yourself?'
Me - ' Permissive, eager, and wumple.'
Her - ' What does wumple mean?'
Me- ' How I am feeling right now, deeply depressed and craving chocolate.'
Her- ' This is a common condition, lets get you some chocolate...'
Me - ' Permissive, eager, and wumple.'
Her - ' What does wumple mean?'
Me- ' How I am feeling right now, deeply depressed and craving chocolate.'
Her- ' This is a common condition, lets get you some chocolate...'
by pet_my_panda July 28, 2010
An all purpose word, much like the f word.
If it makes moderate grammatical sense, it applies to that situation.
If it makes moderate grammatical sense, it applies to that situation.
by 0087 May 2, 2005
The situation that one Jonah Richard Giltz gets himself into after masturbating to completion while thinking about Tori’s Biloba. Immediately after slinging the monochromatic mustard shot, he then becomes the Lucky Pierre for three different groups of men, ingesting semen until his stomach expands with undulating desire and his anus puckers. The resulting space within his asshole then becomes the Wumple Gimlet, ready to receive the final loads, holding them until they ferment into an almost sludge-like, yet still malleable putty. Removing the contents of the Wumple Gimlet, and placing it in Jonah’s mouth is called The Roswell Pettybone Flower.
“Hey James, why isn’t Jonah home from work yet? It’s already 1am!”
“Dont you remember? He’s getting paid to do a Wumple Gimlet for those twinks in the East Village”
“Oh, right, how could I forget!?”
“Tonight is the 2-for-1, Man Skin Boot and the Wumple Gimlet for $29.03”
“What a bargain! Let’s kiss!”
“Okay! I enjoy your private parts, Dane”
“You’re so sweet, would you like to have a Dead Baby Popsicle with me? It’s from the batch of ‘09; perfectly preserved.”
“Hell yes! The parents are STILL looking for that mongoloid!”
“Dont you remember? He’s getting paid to do a Wumple Gimlet for those twinks in the East Village”
“Oh, right, how could I forget!?”
“Tonight is the 2-for-1, Man Skin Boot and the Wumple Gimlet for $29.03”
“What a bargain! Let’s kiss!”
“Okay! I enjoy your private parts, Dane”
“You’re so sweet, would you like to have a Dead Baby Popsicle with me? It’s from the batch of ‘09; perfectly preserved.”
“Hell yes! The parents are STILL looking for that mongoloid!”
by JonahJamesDane November 8, 2017
A wumple is a term for an individual who is so unaware of their own awkwardness and odd quirks that they cause everyone around them to not even bother to comment on how weird they are.
This causes them to realize something is off which makes them almost aware of their strange and meek demeanor but not aware of just how awkward they actually are. So in a sense, they are both aware and unaware at the same time.
It might sound like a paradox...and that's because it is.
It's important to remember that it's not so much an insult as it is an identity. Wumples didn't choose to be wumples and they aren't stupid either. Some (like myself) are actually pretty smart. It's just in social situations, we come off as really stupid cause we don't know what's going on.
This causes them to realize something is off which makes them almost aware of their strange and meek demeanor but not aware of just how awkward they actually are. So in a sense, they are both aware and unaware at the same time.
It might sound like a paradox...and that's because it is.
It's important to remember that it's not so much an insult as it is an identity. Wumples didn't choose to be wumples and they aren't stupid either. Some (like myself) are actually pretty smart. It's just in social situations, we come off as really stupid cause we don't know what's going on.
Chad (hot crush): Hey Courtney! What's up?!
Courtney (awk wumple): Oh Hey Chad! I'm great! Just getting food! Wbu?!
Chad: Nice! Well, I just wanted to make sure I can still see you this Saturday!
Courtney: Of course you can! I'm actually free this Saturday!
Chad: Yeah! I know you told me!
Courtney: Yeah! I know I did!
Chad: haha...yeah...so I'll see you at 8pm?
Courtney: Or later!...or earlier!!! It doesn't matter really!
Chad: um...ok haha...well enjoy your food!
Courtney: You too!
.....
Courtney: *God! What's wrong with me?! I'm such a fucking wumple!!! 😭*
Courtney (awk wumple): Oh Hey Chad! I'm great! Just getting food! Wbu?!
Chad: Nice! Well, I just wanted to make sure I can still see you this Saturday!
Courtney: Of course you can! I'm actually free this Saturday!
Chad: Yeah! I know you told me!
Courtney: Yeah! I know I did!
Chad: haha...yeah...so I'll see you at 8pm?
Courtney: Or later!...or earlier!!! It doesn't matter really!
Chad: um...ok haha...well enjoy your food!
Courtney: You too!
.....
Courtney: *God! What's wrong with me?! I'm such a fucking wumple!!! 😭*
by Youseph June 1, 2018
a lame person who doesn't want to go out on a saturday night. usually said by one's partner. the homebody version of a party pooper.
"i don't feel like going out tonight" "you're such a wumple dumple"
"i'm going to stay in and be a wumple dumple"
"i'm going to stay in and be a wumple dumple"
by sk8rfriendofavrils June 10, 2018
Wumpling is used to describe the cuteness and the adorable way someone acts or can be used to describe someone in a cute manner or way
by Piri piii March 16, 2020