wiffy

When someone makes an appointment that is in there best interest and fails to show up.

I don't understand why Bob went out of his way to get me to meet with him, then pulled a wiffy.

Sally wanted this job so bad, I set up an appointment with my boss and then she pulled a wiffy.

I posted my sofa for free on craigslist I got a call and they begged me to hold it for them and pick it up in 20 minutes, but they pulled a wiffy.

by Sandy Bottoms October 5, 2009

wiffledick

A man whose stories of sexual conquest are over exagerated. Having holes in the stories relating to his penis, such as a wiffleball has holes in it.

Tom's a wiffledick, he didn't even get her phone number, let alone tang her.

by Retem Nad January 26, 2008

Wiffie Cutter

Male Genitalia, mostly extremly small.

He had the nerve to pull out his wiffie cutter and expect oral gratification... I already had a tictac in my mouth.

by lulu January 16, 2003

wiffle ball

Noun or Verb: To perform sexual intercourse with a penis made semi-flaccid by intoxication or exhaustion.

"Oh man, I could barely get it up after all those beers. The best I could give her a was a wiffle ball."

by Adman12 September 20, 2005

wiffle beard

A very patchy beard, the pattern resembles that of a wiffle ball. It is common in teenage boys, but occasionally found in old men who cannot grow a solid beard. Becomes visible in an untrimmed beard once it is past the scruff stage. Past the peach fuzz stage.

What is with Keanu Reeves' wiffle beard, didn't he finish puberty yet?

by ArtT3ach3r December 25, 2011

tinkle-wiffer

a mysterious gypsie who tends to perform preposterous dances and often enjoys "having a gander" at your treasures

snicklefritz is a tinkle-wiffer that yogurt slingin bamboozler wont get away with this

by scrudge muffet April 11, 2009

wiffy

another word for wifi

My local library has free wiffy.

by whiteisdum February 26, 2011