Willy Whiffer

either
{N}: Someone with massive smeg problems which you can smell from 3-4 metres away.

or

{Adj}:A Gay/bent man who goes around eating smeg, usually spooning aswell.

Person 1 "Hey duuuude, whats that smell, man?!"
Willy Whiffer "Ummm... probs cottage cheese, in, like the refrigorator or some shit like that"

Gossiper 1 " Hey, norman is acting a bit funny today"
Gossiper 2 "Yeah man, do you think he is a Willy Whiffer?"
Gossiper 3 "For show!"

by Peregrinius V January 23, 2011

Mind-Whiff

To completely miss a joke (often reffering to something said prior to the said whiffage)

Wow, She totally mind-whiffed that one.

by JuKiDubstep November 23, 2011

Scruffle Wuffle

Scruffle Wuffle is another word for "poopy head" and "stinky"

Tyrone: *Smacks Joe in the face*
Joe: OMG Tyrone you are such a Scruffle Wuffle
Tyrone: *Literally dies*

by I am Shrektastic October 9, 2019

big whiffer

Someone who enjoys smelling other people's aromas.

"Yeah, my man's tony? He's a big whiffer, always trying to smell other people's stuff."

by bigjumbo23 December 23, 2020

Whiffpoo

Sensing that someone just farted.

""So there we are at the party and Joe runs off and a second later we caught a nasty whiffpoo of the scent he left behind."

by mrmac78 March 16, 2009

Whiffle Biscuit

What Tiggers get high on.

Tigger was super high on whiffle biscuits last time we saw him, thus it explains why he bounces around so much.

by Seattle Evil Dave August 25, 2009

Pussy whiffed

The state in which your fellow man abandons all reason in pursuit of the misdirected scent from an unsuspecting female.

You: "I can't eat another Hooter's wing. We need to get to our seats. It's game 7!"

Pussy Whiffed Friend: "I think I'll pass. This waitress totally wants my cock."

by HaentPaul November 23, 2009