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whuff the vape

to smoke a substance (as opposed to other less pleasant methods of injestion)
"I've never banged up in the mainline, I just whuff the vape"
whuff the vape by schoolboy February 10, 2002
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whifflash 

A range of injuries caused to the neck by or related to a sudden emission of flatulence.
Who farted? Someone just gave me whifflash...
whifflash by Quacking Kickmonkey January 6, 2014

whouffaldi 

Whouffaldi is the ship name for the pairing of the Twelfth Doctor (portrayed by Peter Capaldi) and companion Clara Oswald (portrayed by Jenna Coleman). This name also stands for the pairing of Doctor Who (all regenerations of the Doctor) and Clara Oswald, but this is rarely and occurrence. This ship originated before the debut of Series 8, but around the time of the announcement commemorating Capaldi as the new Doctor. Since the ninth Series of Doctor Who, the ship has been made canon by the writer Steven Moffat and the actors themselves. It is also quite common for a shipper to call themselves 'Trash' or being in the "wastebin"

The main Ship's that rival this 12 and Clara pairing are:
- Twissy (Missy/Twelve)

- Ospink or Pinkwald (Danny Pink/ Clara Oswald)
- Twelfth Doctor and River Song

- Jane Austin and Clara Oswald

The breakdown of the ship name "whouffaldi" is:

who - stand for the Doctor ( doctor WHO)
ouff - refers to the once nickname of Clara Oswald, Souffle girl
aldi - the ending of Peter Capaldi's last name representing the Twelfth Doctor

If you know a shipper of Whouffladi, they may use various words or phrases to defend their OTP like:

- The Hybrid

- "Duty of Care"

- "If you love me in any way, you'll come back"

- "Do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference"

- 4.5 billion years

- the 12th doctors existence
and many others...
A Whouffaldi Valentine:

Rose are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm still not your boyfriend,
but I have a Duty of Care...
whouffaldi by bgeiner July 5, 2016

whiffle dick 

When a man has an std so bad that his dick is full of holes resembling a whiffle ball
My bro has been with so many prostitutes he has whiffle dick
whiffle dick by Square Dick May 4, 2018

whiffle dick 

A man with untreated, very bad , venereal disease, his penis is full of holes like a whiffle ball
Bronco should of went to the doctor years ago, now he has whiffle dick
whiffle dick by Square Dick March 2, 2018

Whoufflé 

(pronouced 'Who-phlay')
'Whoufflé' is the 'ship' (see: shipping) name between the Eleventh Doctor (portrayed by Matt Smith) and his travelling companion, Clara Oswald (Jenna-Louise Coleman) in the British Television Sci-fi/ Drama, Doctor Who . The name comes from the title of the show, 'Doctor/ Who', then Clara likes making so/ufflés, so 'Who/ufflé'. One of the most popular romantic pairing, even if it isn't canon , but is pretty close to it, as Clara revealed in the final episode of the Eleventh Doctor that she has a crush on him. Also similar to Allonswin.
Person 1: "I ship Whoufflé!"
Person 2: "You mean the term for the Doctor and Clara being together?"
Person 1: "Yes, oh my god, yes! Best thing since... bananas!"
Person 2: "Oh my god! They are so cute together!"
Whoufflé by artiehazelmissy January 5, 2014
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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