Weakspot

Certain parts of the human that are ticklish.

Eraser: "Are you finding his weakspots?"
Teardrop: "Um...no?"
Blocky: "She was!"
Eraser: "WHAT?!"

by I don't say "bleh bleh-bleh"! July 25, 2019

weak stream

A laughable attempt at a cumshot. Instead of a projectile motion, the seed dribbles down the shaft and nestles in the testicles. Usually accompanied by overzealous grunting and an unsatisfied sexual partner.

Dude: "AAAHHHHHHH! I'm about to blow! I...can...FEEL IT!"
Chick: "Ooh, I want it all over my face."
Dude: "Alright, on your knees, here it comes. Close your eyes, I don't want to accidentally shoot into your eye."
Chick: "Mhmm, yeah."
Dude: "GAAAAH!!"
Chick: "...mhm. Give...it to me."
*Chick opens eyes.*
Chick: "Weak stream."
Dude: "Don't leave. Please, I can do this. This has never happened before. I swear..."
Chick: "I'm not licking your nut off your balls. Get the hell out."
*Dude leaves his own apartment.*

by Comikal February 9, 2009

that's weak

generally unimpressive or how some people would put it, "sad"

Person 1: I got a B+ on my test.
Person 2: JUST a B+? That's weak.

by xLxIxNxDxSxAxYX February 25, 2008

shits weak

an expression used to say some is lame, wack, and or useless in everyday life.

eff you hoe, yo shits weak.

by monkeydude1 November 9, 2007

weakly bastenson

Some dude that has lost all his energy from waking and baking all the time.

A fellow who is known to have formerly been athletic, who after discovering the pleasures of smoking significant quantities of marijuana, could be jokingly nicknamed "Weakly Bastenson."

by Chipping Woodlet III April 22, 2006

webatron

(n.) one who is an internet addict; cannot go for extended periods without going online.

Spending his days in front of a computer screen, Joe is a webatron.

by the ukulele August 22, 2006

webache

Getting a headache as the result of the mis-use, over-use, constant hype and attention the web gets from upper level management.

Usually happens when the web is viewed as the solution for all problems. Usually goes hand in hand with blogs, forums, second life, and other forms of "social networking."

A webache is a common occurrence for a web developer being asked to do new things without requirements or to use new technology for technologies sake.

by Charlie Hitlin April 23, 2008