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Strapped to the wall

Referred to somebody who is totally messed up and or drunk. Can also be used for someone who is so messed up there stuck leaning on the wall.
I just drank a half gal of vodka and I'm strapped to the wall man.
by THE Mike M. June 27, 2010
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Harrisburg Wall

What would have happened if the Philadelphia Eagles had won the last game of the playoffs in 2009 and had to face the Pittsburgh Steelers in Superbowl XLIII.

The state of Pennsylvania would have been divided in half like Germany in WWII and the result would be a wall separating the two sides in the capital, Harrisburg.

Citizens of PA would have had to choose a side and all undecided would have had been killed via death spiked footballs. The week before the Superbowl a war would have broken lose and the streets of Pennsylvania would be filled with flaming cheese steaks and puddles of molten steel.
Who would have nwo the Pennsylvanian War and torn down the Harrisburg wall? We will never know because the eagles fucking lost..... AGAIN
by Var effing Sinler January 20, 2009
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wall wart

one of those large transformer blocks that usually comes with many consumer electronics, and usually takes up more than one plug, because it's so big
Unplug that wall wart right now, before your mother sees you
by ubernostrum April 6, 2005
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Blue Wall of Silence

The notion that despite police rules and regulations; a
police officer may not turn in or otherwise provide damaging information in regards to a fellow officer. The term is more for the use of only corrupt police officers and not the police force in general.
The Blue Wall of Silence is prevelant in many cases involving police corruption here in the State of Georgia.
by J. Malik November 20, 2005
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Waldron Tower

A place of intense bonding of friends. Waldron Tower has been known for its good floor parties and is sometimes confused with the Tower of London. Waldron has been known to harbour large amounts of awkward situations (see perez) as well as being known for large amounts of "floor cest"(see floor 10).

Some important facts that should be known about Waldron Tower is:

1.) Waldron has an amazing view from the top.
2.) Its better on the bottom.
3.) Milk chugging contests should only be attempted from the bottom three floors.
4.) Elevators should not be trusted.
5.) The matress is room 503 should NEVER be flipped.
6.) Century club parties SHOULD be held in room 719.
7.) If you are lucky enough to occupy room 205, you should attempt to make out with everyone in the building.

In closing it should be noted that Waldron Tower may be used as a pick up line. The term "Wheres Wally?" can often be used to great success whilst being inibriated.
Person 1: "Hey can you tell us where Waldron Tower is?"
Person 2: "Where's what?"
Person 1: "Where's Wally?!"
Person 2: "Oh its this way. Follow me"
Person 1: "Thanks. I love you. Do you want to make out?"
by Dr.Eichward August 30, 2008
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wall kid

the absolute top of the social ladder. wall kids must be attractive unless he/she is a friend of a good looking wall kid. wall kids have the privilege of not having to try hard in school. it is universally accepted that a wall kid will get a football scholarship to any college he wants. all female wall kids are future gold diggers. wall kids generally dont give a flying fuck about anything. the wall is a highly exclusive society. nobody may enter the wall without a wall pass. to get a wall pass, you must be good at sports, a heavy drinker, good at snowboarding, or be a devout born-again christian. no wall pass will be issued to anybody who does not go out and get wasted every weekend and then go to church on sunday and think that god has forgiven them. wall kids are frequent church goers and often post scripture as their facebook status. the wall has many layers to it. at the heart of the wall is the wall royalty. on the outskirts of the wall are the dusty daves. these people are not welcome and get no poon. the front row at all sporting events is reserved for the wall kids. in a nutshell, wall kids are better than you. if you are a normal person, looking a wall kid in the eye is punishable by death.
were you at that party last weekend?

no, im not a wall kid
by one of "the others" December 24, 2010
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Wallabrew

An Australian alcoholic drink extracted from the sweet juice of the wallaby.
Oi Mate! Sheila had too many wallabrews!
by $$$$$$$$$J-Money$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ December 27, 2008
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