by Sam Swift October 10, 2004
adj. The Waffle is a term for someone who has the ability to be smart and make good decisions, but sometimes acts before they think. The action or phrase is usually stupid, and makes everyone think they are dumb.
v. To make yourself seem dumb by saying something or acting out without thinking first
v. To make yourself seem dumb by saying something or acting out without thinking first
Hunter: "Man, so that's where they keep all the fairies! Fairy Storage!!! DUH!!!"
Andrew: "Hunter, you are now officially The Waffle!!!"
Andrew: "Hunter, you are now officially The Waffle!!!"
by drew3782 April 10, 2010
gridlocked; when you enter an intersection and there isn't enough room for your car to make it all the way - this forms a waffle.
by kellyrck March 14, 2013
1. Noun: The greatest invention ever. Of all time. The most holiest of breakfast foods, the light in the age of darkness, the diamond in the rough. The food of champions.
2. Verb: To waffle: to hit a monkey with a small stick made of brass
2. Verb: To waffle: to hit a monkey with a small stick made of brass
by Braavosi May 01, 2003
To have sex with a girl doggie style, with one side of her face on the ground, while you step on her face.
When I waffled her, I made sure she switched to the other side of her face so to be sure she got stepped on equally on both sides.
by E August 22, 2004
A word for a completely annoying person whom nobody likes but won't leave people alone. A person who seems to radiate a strong desire of hate towards them.
Matt: She was here a couple of hours ago, man
Ross: Who was?
Matt: You know, waffles.
Ross: Oh THAT thing again!
Ross: Who was?
Matt: You know, waffles.
Ross: Oh THAT thing again!
by Mazzy B March 16, 2009