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Vito

Vito is a farmer you will usualy see him on his tractor with a lot of hoes. Vito is also good with his hands he does magic. Whean Vito is alone he dresses up like a princes and starts dancing and whatching winx.
He is a big boi he is a:Vito
by Žoni69 April 2, 2020
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Ahb-viously

the way to say obviously to someone who's asking a stupid question.
She's Ahb-viously rich.
by KTXZA February 6, 2008
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Vitor dual

A shit dual that consists of annoying orb spam at high speeds in a game called geometry dash.
person 1: Hey did you see that Vitor dual level someone uploaded?
person 2: Yeah its trash.
by tryantosuuroowoboris September 2, 2019
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Ginger Vitus

Ginger kids are born with a desise witch causes verry light skin, red hair and freckles. This desise is called ginger vitus, and it occurs because ginger kids have no souls. Kids that have ginger vitus can not be cured. Because there skin is so light, ginger kids must avoid the sun, not unlike vampires. Some people have red hair but not light skin and freckles. These people are called day-walkers.
"I feel sorry for that kid over there, he has no soal so he got ginger vitus"
by Notposs July 16, 2008
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Vito

the hottest and most wanting to beat mikes head in to make it right again.
Think of the hottest guy in the world and that me but 10times better
by Vito June 11, 2004
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vithush

"Dude our ball is stuck in the vithush"
by mp2k March 18, 2014
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Vitruvian Sleeper

One of several sleeping postures best described by its namesake "Le proporzioni del corpo umano secondo Vitruvio" drawn by Leonardi da Vinci circa 1490. This resting position is the opposite of the fetal position which was popularized in French culture between the years 1859 and the present day. Most likely developed in Ireland, this "posturi vitruvio" came to an abrupt halt when eagles began tearing the nuts off of all Irishmen. Word soon reached the new colonies, and it was nearly unanimously decided that the eagle was the the most terrifying creature, subsequently adopted as our national sigil. Vitruvian sleepers will bloom best in comfortable conditions, with a solid roof to prevent talons through testicles.
Mary soon discovered that after waking up several times with a faceful of Brad's armpit hair, she was beginning to enjoy the outdoorsy taste of Gillette sport. Mary then accepted that she would live with this vitruvian sleeper for all time, and suckle the sweet residues of man dew every morning until the end of her life.
by Mieshter April 24, 2014
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