Vale

A cute nice girl who is dating an asshole.

"Dude, that girl is so cute and nice... but look at his boyfriend. He's a complete moronic asshole"
"Yeah, she's a Vale"

by valelover March 17, 2013

Valapecia

A woman either with an aversion for hair on her vaginal area or who is medically unable to grow pubic hair.

Dave: "Did you see Jenny at the beach the other day? I think I saw flies eyes."
Jake: "No way, she's had acute valapecia since childhood."
Dave: "Awesome!"

by Im_Sancho November 12, 2007

vajealous

(adv.): One being jealous of sexual act, whether it be Leonardo kissing Kate in the Titanic or your best friends hooking up with the hottest guy in school.

(adv.): I was so vajealous when I saw Kirsten Dunst kissed Orlando Bloom in Elizabethtown.

by K Dawg Money March 26, 2009

Valcano thrust

Nutting inside her mouth as she deepthroats making the nut erupt through her nostrils

Yo my gf was pissed after I valcano thrust eher last night being that she had sinuses

by Nibna May 27, 2018

Valana

Valana is a magical person that exists with the name of Valana. Valana is a carefree individual who is always lovely and will compliment anyone! Valana is someone everyone needs to be friends with 24/7. She IS black and has reddish eyes, and sexy hair, she is also a performer and so weird. (One time she was with her friends and she was cutting out heads and hearts of people in magazines)

Boy 1: Look at the Valana over there
Boy 2: She's so nice
irl 1: Hey Boy 1 ur my boyfriend

by Valana November 21, 2019

Valantina

Very beautiful, very smart, energetic and loves her friends. Actually not even beautiful, absolutely breathtaking. She loves her friends and makes sure everyone is comfortable even if it means putting herself out there in a way. We all need a bit of a valantina in our lives

Valantina is really pretty.

by Starsandlove February 25, 2023

Yarn-valanche

a Yarn-valanche apparently consists of a veritable avalanche of yarn or other crocheted items. These could include anything from a knitted sweater, to a comfy blanket or even a simple ball of yarn.

Dwight: Hey man wanna go to Wawa and shoot craps in the alley way?

Gerald: Nah' man, I gotta clean out my closet. It's full of sweaters and comforters my grandma be knittin' for me. It's like a Yarn-valanche in there yo!

Dwight: A'ight man, dueces!

by Jedibean April 18, 2010