Cosmetic Vaginery

A procedure where an older lady, or Boiler if you will, might have some excess piss flappery trimmed in order to make her vagina appear more attractive to a much younger and willing partcipant. Otherwise known as Labiaplasty.

Geez Maureen, you look trim, taught and terrific since that cosmetic vaginery and beard trim. You might want to choose a younger name though so they don't get suss on how old you really are.

by wonderplumb April 25, 2011

vagineering

The act of performing gynecology.

Damn bitch, something is wrong with yo' pussy. That thing needs some serious vagineering.

by madnis August 21, 2008

Vagingivitis

Stemming from the psychoanalytical concept of vagina d'entata, this condition occurs when the aforementioned teeth are not properly maintained and gum sensitivity ensues.

Proper use of floss and other hygiene products can prevent the early onset of vagingivitis.

by Amber R. June 13, 2007

vagineering

The act of studying the vagina while applying engineering principles in order to better the world.

I was vagineering in my basement last night, and I discovered a way to cure cancer with vaginal secretions!

by madnis August 21, 2008

Vaginer

When you tuck your cock and balls between your legs and it looks like you have a vagina.

Mike tucked his cock and balls between his legs and showed everybody his vaginer.

by Rocke December 28, 2005

Vaginears

The look of ones earlobe after removing a plug over 5/8. the earlobes resemble a saggy vagina.

d00d why did you gauge to an inch? you got serious vaginears!

by fatcarithsma July 5, 2011

Vaginagery

Stuff that women say and do that men traditionally find unpleasant. not limited to physical expressions. Akin to dounchebaggery.

You aren't going to the mall. Stop that vaginagery this instant.

by Theredbox September 21, 2012