vagina 

An insult at times, but luckily there is a quick and witty comeback for such terms.

Idiot: You my good sir are a vagina.

Smart Kid: Why yes, that is true! You know what they say: you are what you eat!

vagina by fongfan July 25, 2006

Vagina 

A penis' bestfriend.

Curtis put his penis into Jill's vagina and had fun for hours.

Vagina by Sexyman15 August 6, 2011

Vagina 

The black hole between women's legs that sucks all common sense from men, forcing them to do its every bidding.

Girl: "Can I have a ride?"

Guy: "No."
Girl: "Please? I'll have to walk 6 miles..."

Guy: "Tough shit."
Girl: "...I'll have sex with you."
Guy: *Picks up girl, throws her in the car, jumps into the drivers seat and peals off at speeds his car had never before reached leaving a flaming trail behind him*

Moral:
Who runs the world? Girls.

Why? Because they have vaginas.

Vagina by Fatass Sumo July 21, 2014

Vagina 

The pleasurable part of the female that can be fingered, banged, fucked, sucked, etc.

Fuck that vagina!

Vagina by djwan August 7, 2012

vagina 

What Fat Bastard's neck looks like.

Unfortunately, my neck does look like a vagina.

vagina by poooooooooop stain September 4, 2006

vagina 

a sensitive spot between female thighs
pussy
opening for a man to stick his dick inside until he is satisfied

Dude, she has one hot vagina!

vagina by AIDS MAN May 28, 2006

vagina 

The Vagina is a mythical creature that is rumored too live between a woman's legs.

"There have been several vagina sightings in the past year, but so far none have been proved conclusively as evidence towards the existence of vaginas."

vagina by EL JACO January 16, 2008