1 definition by Fatass Sumo
The black hole between women's legs that sucks all common sense from men, forcing them to do its every bidding.
Girl: "Can I have a ride?"
Guy: "No."
Girl: "Please? I'll have to walk 6 miles..."
Guy: "Tough shit."
Girl: "...I'll have sex with you."
Guy: *Picks up girl, throws her in the car, jumps into the drivers seat and peals off at speeds his car had never before reached leaving a flaming trail behind him*
Moral:
Who runs the world? Girls.
Why? Because they have vaginas.
Guy: "No."
Girl: "Please? I'll have to walk 6 miles..."
Guy: "Tough shit."
Girl: "...I'll have sex with you."
Guy: *Picks up girl, throws her in the car, jumps into the drivers seat and peals off at speeds his car had never before reached leaving a flaming trail behind him*
Moral:
Who runs the world? Girls.
Why? Because they have vaginas.
by Fatass Sumo July 22, 2014