Tool

An often disliked person who screws people over instead of using common sense to deal with situations. Likes to command people to compensate for his small penis.

Wtf, Jerry really had to fuck us over this time. What a tool.

by Some dude1231 May 24, 2011

B kool bag your tool

Means: "wear a condom".

B kool bag your tool.

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

Free Hand Tool Grinder

This is an old Irish saying that means the person is a lazy wanker. Generally this is used as a term of affection about friends. Can also be used to tell people that you or others are unemployed

Whats your mate Sean do for work?

Him, He's a Free Hand Tool Grinder

by Macbelfast May 28, 2009

Tooley

A true legend who is absolutely amazing in all fields. His skills vary from amazing defensive work in football or disrupting graphics lessons

Bill:Wow that guy is legendary
Ali: Yeah he's a total tooley

by Number 1 tooley fan June 24, 2010

tool

One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.

That tool dosen't even know she's just using him.

by tt February 18, 2003

power tool

Power Tool - One who exceeds the normal definition of tool and goes above and beyond in their unknowingness that they are being used.

Currently used to describe the most diligent, hard-working, never-see-sunlight students at MIT.

You may substitute a brand-name power tool to get the desired effect, i.e. Sawzall, or just make the sound/hand motion of using a chainsaw.

This guy can't talk about anything but his classes, and I think he's studied for this one test for a week now, he's such a power tool.

by Mr Bill November 30, 2004

Snap-On Tool

A strap on dildo. Favored by lesbians and gay brazilian men.

I saw a video of 2 lezzies going at it with snap-on tools

by wolfbait51 April 24, 2011