twookie

When you have a customer that does not like what you are doing, and he has lots of hair all over his body, and he likes to spend at least two of your hours wasting your time. A twookie!

Man that twookie would not leave my office for like 2 hours!!! GOSH!!

by SpitfireZero September 18, 2013

twoot

flatus expelled through the vagina; derived from the conjugation of the english words toot and twat

After plowing intensely for a good while I began to feel the urge to ejaculate, I quickly pulled out of the girl causing her to twoot.

by Twoot Sniffer February 18, 2010

twoosh

A perfect backside that compliments a woman's figure without getting all the attention.

There's a woman lucky enough to have a great twoosh.

by richinventor September 14, 2014

Twoops

Something you tweet about in Twitter, that later becomes a source of embarrassment for you

Sharon has been tweeting about her boss; One of her colleague had seen it and reported to her boss. She had a tough time covering up her twoops

by Santy_India January 12, 2010

Twoops

When a person gets pregnant by accident and thinks shit can't get worse but then they find out there is two on the way.

Me: Yo my life blows.
Carl: Why? I thought you were high on life.
Me: I was until I found out me and my girl are havin twoops.

by Da215BigBen February 13, 2010

twoofing

sniffing your fingers after finger-banging a girl.

Jay: *twoofing* SUCCESS!!
Ali: WTF you are so DUMB.

by ac&ea May 10, 2008

pigger & tooh

the accidental name of each of my special ladies .. hehe

by amanda June 23, 2003