two bagger

ugly girl

by ace August 3, 2003

Two bagger

You find yourself in bed with a girl sooooo ugly you need two paper bags, one to put over her head and one to put over your own before you can bring yourself to fuck her.

"Man, that girl I picked up at the bar last night was a two bagger."

by seemymick January 9, 2017

two bagger

rounding the bases with two people in a single 24 hour period. three = three bagger, four = four bagger, etc.

I managed to swing a two bagger today! Next goal, a three bagger!

by snags12 August 27, 2017

Two Bagger

A slang term for running miles. Instead of “I went out and ran 2 miles today, it’s I got a “two bagger” in today.

Graham: yo, JoJo, want to snag a two Bagger after work?
JoJo: yeah, I’ve been needing some exercise and I’ve got a half marathon coming up. Let’s bag some miles Bro.

by DCyouknowme March 15, 2022

Teebaggerz

Individuals, often gastrosexuals, who artistically express themselves, for financial gain, by adding golf tees to various items and consumer products. These items include, but are not limited to, X-Box controllers and lamps. Not to be confused with teabagging.

You see that "tee-troller" on Craig's List? Some teebaggerz must have posted it.

by Teebaggerz4Life April 14, 2009

toolbagger

a word used on a job site referring to a complete idiot.

after Ivan marks boards incorrectly, jade might say "you toolbagger"

or

behind his back, "ivan is such a F-ing toolbagger"

by life is delicious November 29, 2011

Teabagger

The stereotypical Asian, who really makes you feel at home. Usually has tea and a heck ton of rice on hand at all times.

"Dude, you see that Asian guy coming with all that tea?"
"Definitely. What a Teabagger."

by Jaerda June 2, 2016