Get Your Cap Twisted

In the hood/ghetto, to shoot/kill someone.

"Let's go get this fool's cap twisted"
"I'm gonna twist his cap"
"Fuck around and get your cap twisted"

by SlidewayzS13 March 30, 2009

twisted wheel

An oldham band mixing up 70s punk with mancunian swagger, "a smear of Oasis, a bite out of the Buzzcocks, and a dollop of Jam"
They are working hard to combat the scenester bands and the wanky art pop movement and replace it with real, honest music.

Person A: "Are you buying tickets for Joe Lean And The Jing Jang Jong?"
Person B: "Fuck that im going watching Twisted Wheel for some real music"

by whycantitouchit April 30, 2009

Twisted Skunk

A jumped up punky little fellow with plenty of attitude. Saying this TS would claim to be one of the timid and friendly kind with enough love to spread on everyones bread.

“I poke badgers with spoons”

www. twisted skunk .com

by somedamnpunk March 3, 2011

twisted boner

An boner caused from twisted disturbed thoughts usually while on drugs

My wife and I were fighting all of the sudden I popped a twisted boner

by funsize1481 May 30, 2015

Toasted Bread

Someone who is white and has a very visible tan.

Bro! You're a piece of toasted bread! Need to quit hanging out in the sun

by kylizzie May 31, 2017

toasted penis

when you wanna up your dick game so u shove ur mEatY cock in a toaster and toast the bitch

dude i was so drunk last night and i woke up with a case of toasted penis

by analdestroyed April 18, 2018

Tasted Purple

The feeling you get in your brain after you've hit your head on something hard, usually the back of the head.

I fell of my skateboard and hit my head so hard I tasted Purple.

by BJC92 July 26, 2017