twanker

a shortened word for nicks a wanker

that plonker nick blundle from wrexham is a right twanker with a small willie

by paul willie June 27, 2007

twacked

The highest you can be as humanly possible, without passing out.

"dat niggas twacked out"

by irvox June 26, 2008

Tanked

As seen in the movie My Best Friends Girl. Taking a girl on a date and making a complete ass out of your self. This is either done to get a girl to hook up with thier ex again after said ex has promised to pay you for doing so or for your own sick pleasure

Guy #1: Dude I tanked that bitch she'll be crawling back to you in no time.
Guy #2: okay heres the money I owe you

by Z to teh A doc January 17, 2009

twonked

to be under the influence of two or more illicit substances at the same time whilst simulntaneously suffering from sleep deprivation.

oh man... it's 5 a.m. and after those brownies and that hit of sunshine i am so TWONKED!

by scaredyants September 29, 2003

tanked

To be fucking out of it hard core when your drunk..So drunk you have no idea what ur doing

FucK MaN LooK At DaN He'S DrinKinG OuTTa Tha ToiLeT He FucKiN TaNKeD

by The Reefer Man May 6, 2005

Twanker

A combination of the words TINKER and WANKER.

"What a twanker."

by The coolest person ever. October 7, 2012

Tanked

Beaten in competition, won, victory

We tanked that marathon yesterday

I got tanked in a boxing match last week

by Kaiiaias January 9, 2014