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Truman Show Traffic

When trying to get to your destination by car and every alternate route you try is jam-packed with bumper-to-bumper traffic, especially during rush-hour.
Boss: Why were you late this morning, Johnson?

Johnson: Truman Show Traffic, sir. I tried six different ways to get here, and each time I ran into heavy congestion.
by bbbbbbbostonian September 15, 2010
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Sussex County Traffic Jam

When you get stuck behind a tractor and/or lawn mower in Sussex County NJ while driving and its doing 5 MPH and won't get the out of the way. This is the most traffic you will see in Sussex, since any non-main roads (94, 206, 519, 15) are abandoned dead ends leading to open farm land, with small inbred peg legged fat children running around shooting rifles at small critters.
Bobby-Joe: "I was on my way home from Shop Rite with a case of Coors Light and got stuck in some bad traffic"

Jimmy: "Dang, At this hour?"

Bobby-Joe: "It was a Sussex County traffic jam"
by DP-BA March 10, 2013
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traffic jam

The by-product of either rush hour or a lane closing as a result of a car accident or construction. Mainstreets and highways become choked with cars that are literally bumper to bumper. Like a bad storm, usually the only way out of a traffic jam is sitting through it.

Car lines and lane shields make getting off an exit a daunting game of chicken. Road rage is also pretty common.
There was a huge traffic jam on I-93 when some idiots collided into each other, causing two lane closures. It was backed up all the way to Quincy.
by The Sub February 25, 2005
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Trueffet

Trueffet is a 2.1 Extreme Demon created by SyQual and Rainstorm, published by SyQual, and verified by Baeru. As of January 26th 2022 it's placed #5 on the Demon List.
by shindoe January 25, 2022
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Cincinnati Truffle

Occurs during the act of rimming, when the person getting rimmed releases a fart into the rimmer's mouth, the rimmer's cheeks inflate from the flurry of air, and the rimmer can actually taste the fart.
Rather than tell her I didn't want to see her again, I gave her a Cincinnati Truffle. Sometimes words are unneccessary.
by The Exacerbator January 12, 2009
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Catch You In Traffic

The act of finding your foe out an about, especially while driving, ready to throw fists at any given moment.
As CoTy rolls up into traffic,
"Nigga I knew I would catch you in traffic, come on threw so we can throw some fists like woo wooo wwwoopin that ass!"
by GhettoCreteSlang January 3, 2014
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Trifflin' Ho

The epitome of a nasty or dirty man/lady skank possibly with various venereal diseases.
That Lauren Jenkins, is a trifflin' ho!
by Daniela Sea February 22, 2009
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