Climbing the trees 

You want to get something that you can never get, you fall down and get a scratch on your external auditory meatus.

Taylor is climbing the trees while writing a paper.

Climbing the trees by Gamergurl2000 January 28, 2019

The Hairy Dude that climbs trees 

The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a savage creature discovered by Allison Hay and Aleena (last name unprovided) The hairy dude has been spotted approximately 46 times and is known to always be hidden climbing in a tree. No one has ever seen the creature outside of a tree. Studies have shown it likes oak and pine trees and hates maple trees. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a very hairy looking creature, almost looks like a shorter, shrunken Bigfoot. It will sometimes be found wearing Hawaiian swim trunks. There are is a large bounty on the creature and if found, captured, and brought in alive, you could be rewarded up to $300,000,000.00 but beware, if you don’t hocus focus poopy, the hairy dude could eat you alive. It quickly hungers if it doesn’t get its regular doses of Chex thingies

Ally: are you the hairy dude that climbs trees?
Aleena: why yes, *pulls off disguise to reveal thee very hairy creatures face* aaaaarrrrrgggghhhh

The Hairy Dude that climbs trees by ~ Hay Hay ~ December 14, 2020

fuck bitches, plant trees

eco-friendly rendition of the phrase "fuck bitches, get money"

jake: yo man
yoko: wassup bro?
jake: my girl is being a crazy bitch today
yoko: fuck bitches, plant trees

fuck bitches, plant trees by fuckbitchesplanttrees September 7, 2011

Blow Trees 

to smoke ganja bud cheeba whatever you want to call it

" Hey dude i got some fine Calli bud"
"tight man are you tryin to blow trees after work"

Blow Trees by Dylan (Die-lon) August 3, 2006

firework trees 

trees with colorful lights on them.

when we were driving we saw firework trees.

firework trees by teriq March 1, 2009

To The Trees 

A saying from the 1991 movie Robin Hood. It is used now to inform people that something weird is about to go down. It is mainly used while under the influence of alcohol. The person who said it usually follows it up by doing something that cannot be comprehended by any normal human being.

Mike quickly slammed down two 99 Blackberries and yelled out "To The Trees!". Right after, a grapefruit was thrown through the neighbors window.

To The Trees by TeddyRuxpin21 December 20, 2012

there in the trees 

When the Indians used gorilla fighting style in the 7 year war

Oh no, there in the trees

there in the trees by Ima back October 3, 2019