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Touchies

Intimate acts between two (or more) individuals that involve the use of his/her hands and/or mouth to provide sexual stimulation to his/her counterpart.
Having been loyal to eachother since junior high, the lovers never received touchies from anyone else.
by BrotherNovember#3 December 1, 2011
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water toucher

a continuous fecal ejection that reaches the water before breaking away from the anus
i just did a water toucher get the axe
by knivesron August 16, 2010
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Touches

1. I'm trying to go down to my girl's place to get some touches in.

2. I got a big game Sunday. I'm going to go to the practice field to get some touches in so I'm ready for tomorrow's game.

3. Let's order some beers and get our touches in tonight!

4. I'm going to Skype my girl and get some virtual touches in.
by DonJuan1 December 19, 2012
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Seattle touchee

A given individual shits in a condom and then places it in the freezer, thus forming a dildo-like object. The former mentioned uses the object to pleasure the partner. Due to vaginal (or anal) friction, the dildo becomes a shit-balloon, which is slapped on the head at the point of orgasm.
Oh, dog, I gave your mom a Seattle touchee last night, she LOVED it!
by James Glenridge December 24, 2008
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touched roads

After serving time in jail or prison and you are finally released.
Man 1: Yo my nigga just touched roads

Man 2: say honest, how long was he in for

Man 1: 1 week for stealing an old lady purse

Man 2: say honest, he better not get back in
by TorontoGs April 11, 2018
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touché salesman

Touché is used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point, usually after contradicting the user's previous point.
Adding 'salesman' to the end provides emphasis and a bit of humor, first used by Peter Griffin in Family Guy. Although Peter was actually speaking to a salesman, one doesn't necessarily need to be speaking to a salesman for this phrase to be used.
1) Peter: I'm pretty sure we've never had a volcano either.
Salesman: Well don't you think we're overdue for one?
Peter: Touché salesman.
by Freddy18 November 11, 2011
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touchmebleed

a threat used in a short joking burst
Seb: Give me the remote (reaches over)

Joel:touchmebleed

Seb: oh......ok
by Joel Sweeney June 20, 2007
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