Toque Bomb

When a man squeezes his foreskin over the end of his knob, followed by urinating until the foreskin stretches full of urine, which in turn explodes upon release of the foreskin, causing one to make a "toque bomb".
This can also be achieved using sperm.

Frank exploded his toque bomb all over Michelle last night.... that shit was crazy gross!

by Toque Bomb January 14, 2009

Torqued Bow

when your penis is so stiff and curved upwards in an erection, that you can tie a rubber band to it and use it as a bow-and-arrow

"Yesterday I was so bored, I jerked off just to make a torqued bow.

by Jack Hoffman the III November 14, 2011

flip your toque

Go crazy - similar to 'flip you lid' but with a canadian twist.. see toque.. btw its a knit cap people.

That guy just totally flipped his toque!

by Fianna Sidhe October 2, 2003

touque

An uncircumcised penis. Named for the obvious resemblance (minus the pom pom)

Nick: Whaddaya mean wierd, I though most guys still had a touque... what about you Gideon?

Gideon: Are you kidding? I'm Jewish, we're all chopped.

by ]) u ]{ e June 1, 2006

Toque

A girl with a massive bush sits on your head and it resembles a toque. Particularly popular in Canada where there are long cold winters

Usually happens during foreplay.

Ex) "man it was so cold last night when I was with jessica"
"did she give you a toque?"

by The Voyageur August 27, 2013

toque

the foreskin of a (Canadian) penis

that Sofanda chick was all over my toque last night...its all chafed eh

by Tony February 19, 2005

toque

in Mexico, toque, or toke, means a joint, a marijuana cigarrete, grass, weed, etc

"vamos a darnos un toque" means let's have a joint

by Zerimar August 22, 2005