by Cpt. Olimar February 02, 2008
Typically a male who gels his hair every morning and makes sure everything he wears is designer brand and that people know it. All of his thoughts are centered around himself and he believes everyone else's should be too. He tries hard to be that cool, popular guy that loves, yet he is not. He thinks that if a girl doesnt go for him, it is only because she has a boyfriend but secretly wishes she could have him anyway.
by khags November 30, 2009
Someone who is ridiculously dumb, make an ass of themselves, and hasn't got a clue about what's going on around them. However, tools are usually used and kept around for either entertainment purposes (ie. getting them to do something really stupid for laughs) or for other things (ie. transportation).
Phil: Hey, that Dick guy, he's a fuckin' tool! He sings "I'm a Little Tea Pot" when I tell him to.
Bob: Yeah, that's the only reason we keep that tool around.
Bob: Yeah, that's the only reason we keep that tool around.
by brouhaha November 13, 2009
One lacking social awareness or ignoring their own mental capacity to realize when they're a pawn to unsustainable corporate interests. A slave and/or sell-out to the globalization of business power.
by gnuosphere May 28, 2011
1) A person who is difficult to be around a "piece of work"
2) Someone who does stunts to get attention
3) A person who tries to hard to be cool; a poser
2) Someone who does stunts to get attention
3) A person who tries to hard to be cool; a poser
by Mary Margaret June 23, 2005
A person so dense or desperate for acceptance by their peers that they unknowingly subject themselves to ridicule, being used, and continuously looking like an ass hat.
Michelle from the immunology/microbiology department is such a lonely, pathetic tool; that's why Rebeca only eats lunch with her when she's broke.
by godzilla's lover December 07, 2007
by MisterWang August 22, 2005