Tonsil Titties

when a girl gets hard nipples when she has tonsillitis

“damn livis nipples are so hard. she must have tonsil titties”

by Sheniqua Muckmed January 22, 2022

Tonsil hockey

Icky yucky mouth to mouth sex for people who don’t want/can’t have actual sex. You lubricate each others’ tongues nice and slimy with your own tongue and make annoying noises. Also if you’re that one mf who won’t shut up about that one other mf (you KNOW who you are) then you’re going to be a boastful little bastard about it for way too long as if other people were jealous of you when NOBODY IS and you’re EMBARRASSING YOURSELF by trying to show off your PRIVATE LIFE in PUBLIC and then you can’t take the hint as to why NOBODY IS APPLAUDING YOU AND YOU THINK YOU’RE SOOOOOOO INTERESTING FOR GETTIN’ SLIMY IN THEIR SLIMY PIE HOLE BUT NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AND

“I may or may not have kissed redacted today, hehe”
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR TONSIL HOCKEY MATCHES WITH SIR WOOBIE HIMSELF”

by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024

Tonsil Baton

Another word for a man's penis, especially when being sucked.

gave this chick the ol tonsil baton last night and she damn near choked.

by Pimpofallsimps November 30, 2023

Tonsil Toss

A game involving 2 or more people, which involves coughing tonsil stones into each others mouths. First person to drop a tonsil stone out of their mouth loses, and has to take 2mg of fentanyl through a straw up their ass. The game is won by whoever dies of drug overdose first.

The local Tonsil Toss event is being held in the town square!

by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024

Tonsil Deep

When you touch the back of the throat with the head of the penile region. Sometimes balls can go this deep too. Not to be confused with tonsil teasing. There is a hair or two getting stuck in there.

"Jeremy is going tonsil deep on me tonight"

"Im just here to go tonsil deep on a bitch tonight!

by Mr Moped 1979 January 31, 2025

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when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life

aye girl give me the triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000

by da massy man September 10, 2020

Carpal Tonsil

A condition caused by way too much cunnilingus.

After four straight hours of giving head, she got Carpal Tonsil and had to see the doctor about some treatment.

by Clarence_Garside October 29, 2010