Tolilot

An ice cream wrapper that has a dick in it.

Joe: Bro can i eat your tolilot?
Nig: Sure bro. lick it all you want
Joe: Yum!

by XiaoSupremo March 14, 2018

tallon zek times

An internet forum for the dregs of everquest mmorpg server Tallon Zek to circle jerk each other and ban anyone who makes fun of them for being pretenscious wannabe funny people who will never have lives. The worlds ugliest female, Tesia, resides here.

Lolz , i just banned Bick from tallon zek times for making fun of tesia.

by Reznorr Gnomtek December 26, 2003

Dumber Than Tillo

To be extremely mentally retarded with limited patches of hair.

standing in the middle of a driveway to get picked up from the gym <- dumber than tillo

by dark fiji April 24, 2010

Tollop

1. The individual wrinkles in and around your anal cavity/butt hole/anus etc
2. Synonym for Dickhead/Fuck Face/Cock Lounge/Bitch/President Bush and PM Howard

During sex: WHAT THE FUCK!! What the hell is hanging from your Tollops

Insults: Get the Fuck Out Tollop Face!!

by Shayneo July 26, 2006

toblong

A toblong is someone who is mediocre at public speaking but also that one brand of long life milk that no one likes.
He usually likes play games but also is weirdly good at everything he does. Also very sexy.

Friend 1 "Hey have you seen that new toblong recently?"

Friend 2 "Yeah man, he's so hot and sexy, but also average."

by Tobyone1Kenobi March 28, 2022

Toll Gate

A fat, dirty or ugly chick or mole with hot friends. To get access to the hot friends you must spend the time and money passing through the toll gate.

Toll Gate: If you don't pay no toll u get stuck with the mole and can't get to the hot hole.

by Jak-diz and white stripe May 23, 2007

Tolly

the process of pulling the hood from someone elses sweatshirt over their heads.

I just tollyed your ass

by John Tolly November 7, 2006