tinder high

when you're getting a steady stream of matches, giving you that boost of self-esteem assuring you that you're probably not going to die alone in your parents' basement

Man I'm on such a tinder high right now, looks like I'm not going to be forever alone after all!

by blackmgic November 1, 2015

tinder tease

When you make a match on tinder, message him/her and then never hear a response back

I matched with an extremely hot girl; but she turned out to be another tinder tease

by Stinksta May 31, 2016

Tinder Bender

When you have sex with someone from tinder you just met.

Much like a fender bender it is when you hit someone from behind that you don't know yet.

Oh yeah she/he last night was just a tinder bender.

by ValetLife December 2, 2015

Tinder Trap

Fake super-hot profile set up to catch your significant other trolling for some side nookie.

How'd your woman catch you?
Ugh. Tinder trap. I matched with a fake profile she set up.

by Colt 40 Feinberg July 12, 2016

Tinder Handshake

While on an internet induced romantic interlude, it is standard practice to provide oral stimulating the external anal sphincter.

Bro 1: Eww, She actually ate yo ass?
Bro 2: Yea man. That's just how people shake hands on tinder... That's why they call it a "tinder handshake".

by Paradox-Machine November 27, 2017

tinder-proofing

The process of ensuring ones self or partner is less desirable to the another person by either:
1) Feeding them to gain weight

2) Altering how they are dressed to make them less noticeable

My girlfriend keeps feeding me constantly. I think she is tinder-proofing me so no one else will find me desirable

I need to tinder-proof my girlfriend before she goes out tonight. I don't want other guys hitting on her.

by CatchingAThanh June 18, 2018

tinder-bridge

tinder-bridge that part of your body between your scrotum and bum

gawd my tinder-bridge is itchy

hey dont u touch my tinder-bridge!!

by andiste March 31, 2010