tion wayne

hes fucking daddy so stfu i love him more than central cee tf

person 1 ; ' dyk tion wayne?'
person 2 ; 'yh wants innaya ennit?'
person 1 ; 'duh they are a power couple'
person 2 ; 'theyre so lucky 2 have eachother.'

by urmumlovesmybrain August 24, 2023

[relapse-tionship]

When you break up with someone,only to start a relationship again with them days or weeks later.

man 1:dude didnt Tony break up with Karen weeks ago?
man 2:yea they got back together yesterday
man 1:looks like hes in a relapse-tionship

by Zilchoboy August 9, 2009

containment talons

Double quotes. Used particularly to refer to the gesture used to make "air quotes"

Alan: Bob is a "sexy beast"
Bob: I could see those containment talons from across the room.

by daimoinen November 27, 2014

Vic timone

A victim of a crime

He's look for vic timone

by Low-Key bruh July 18, 2023

a-bear-tion

just like an abortion, but for bears, and you have to use a sledgehamah

dat bear got an a-bear-tion

by tehdudeofdudes August 22, 2012

Tionglish

When speaking with people from China with a thick accent, we can't really decipher what they're saying, so the English inadvertently turns into Tiong-lish.

The word stems from "Ah Tiong", a phrase used commonly to describe dirty unwashed people from China.

I couldn't understand the Tionglish she was speaking, I almost mistook "contribution" for "Country Building"!

by Jxsha January 21, 2010

Ticonderoga

The finest piece of lead based penmanship tools. The finest pencil on this side of Mississippi, I don't give a shit which side you're on either. When you insert this pencil into a sharpener, it almost feels as if it is made of butter, peeling off the smoothest shavings to reveal the sexy lead beneath. It holds a point longer than a 2 bit lawyer and will snap on you way less than your stepdad. 5 stars.

Gat Dayum! Did your mom get a promotion or somethin'? Where the hell you get that box of Ticonderogas?!

by Thewhorestgump October 4, 2018