Tieso

To be stiff, or in a stiff like manor. Hard.
Crusty.

Cuando Jason se baña y se seca con la toalla, queda bien tieso

by Mookibarr July 12, 2018

Tiesto Drunk

A state of absolute inebriation from the effects of alcohol. Stumbling and mumbling are just two characteristics of this state. Losing one's friends in a crowded place and having no recollection of where you are, how you got there or how you're getting home as you wander aimlessly in search of lord knows what also characterize this drunken state. Being ‘Tiesto Drunk’ makes one wish they were dead instead of this drunk, but is not to the potentially fatal point of having alcohol poisoning.

I have no recollection of the night I was'Tiesto Drunk' at the club. What a waste of money!

by Brandon January 4, 2005

tiesto

Tisto is the world's best electronic dance dj. He is also believe to be the second coming of Christ or what the Jewish community would call "Messiah."

At the Tiesto concert last night this chick gave me oral sex on the dance floor! Tiesto is God!

by AZN_Slayer November 12, 2007

Tiesto

1. Dutch DJ with no skills known for jesusposing and trainwreck transitions

2. Owner of a Chinese restaurant in Amsterdam

- ZOMG Tiesto is sick!
- Me too, that pecking duck of his restaurant was awful

by DJ Cret1 July 4, 2008

tiesto

v: to make a trance/techno song that's top-notch.

a: someone who is very skilled in making digital music.

Man I can't believe you made that song! It's so tiesto!

by nick March 13, 2003

Tiesha

its a verb-it means to murder a elephant in the face. or to tie ur shoes to a cavemans ears.

"did you see me tiesha at the party the other night"?

by phill McCrack February 4, 2009

Tiesticles

Man who behaves like a monkey and is incredibly thick.

Tiesticles himself, reguarly found whacking one off over other ape like creatures.

by Simon Appleton September 14, 2003