claim the throne

1. To take the seat of principal power, esp. within a monarchy

2. To take a shit

3. To claim a toilet for the purposes of taking a shit

The rebels were poised to claim the throne after the king's power weakened.

A: "I'll be back in a few. I have to claim the throne."

B: "You bastard! I've been holding it for longer than you! There's only one toilet here!"

by CaptCouch May 22, 2016

Stone Throne

A Stone Throne is a throne made of stone, the ultimate stoning seat.

Durham is the best place to be stoned I have ever been it has mad bridges and a stone throne a stones throw away whose back is gargoyle faces.

by Joe Czucha November 11, 2003

Royal Throne

When a female sits on her male counter-part's face and then proceeds to give a foot-job while being eaten out.

Sam laid on the ground while Jenny gave him a royal throne.

by KentuckySlick September 30, 2010

Game of Thrones Wanker

This term refers to someone who is totally obsessed with Game of Thrones. Someone who repeatedly watches the same episodes over and over and generally spends most of their money on Game of Thrones extras.

Oh god look at Beverly sat there watching the same episode again! She's even got her GoT hoodie on with her GoT mug in hand a GoT jigsaw on the table! What a Game of Thrones wanker!

by TeessideGuy91 May 29, 2016

pull a game of thrones

Achieving great results, success and fame with the greatest skills and talent... only to lazy out on the very end, thus making anything achieved before completely devoid of value.

My team did pull a game of thrones last year when they stayed first on the table for 7 months straight, but managed to lose the last 5 matches and the championship by a single point.

by Wes2912 September 4, 2019

sit on my throne

Having to release feces, but on one's own preferred toilet.

I feel terrible. I'm about to go sit on my throne in the lobby's bathroom.

Hurry up! I need to sit on my throne before class. Yes this one. No other throne can compare.

by Jules Ferguson October 3, 2009

Game of Thrones

The show my family won shut the fuck up about.

My Mom: The new episode of Game of Thrones is on tonight!
Me: What the fuck is the big whoop about Game of Thrones!
Mom: Everything
Me: Kill me

by Icy_Pototato April 23, 2019