rusty trambone

a rusty trambone is when someone gives a guy a hand job while blowing in the guy's asshole

bob recieved a rusty trambone during sex

by The Real Don Juan August 28, 2005

Rusty Trombone Reach-around

When a male or female is face deep in a males backside and proceeds to use there hand as somewhat of a trumpet.

(1)Tron: Yo dawg, what the hell was Martha doin to you last night when I walked in on you both"s.

Eddie: Givin my ass a good old Rusty Trombone Reach-around

(2) Dangle: Hey Abraham

Abraham: Ya Dangle

Dangle: How about you wake up and Rusty Trombone Reach-around my sexy self

Abraham- Go to sleep Dangle

by AwwwwYeeeeaaaaa June 29, 2011

rusty trumbone

when a guy stands up straight, while a girl licks his asscrack and jerks him off

HEy that was the best rusty trumbone I have ever recieved

by brassman October 14, 2003

rusty trombone

the act of simultaneously eating asshole and jerking a guy off

man, that girl was so kinky she bent me over the coffee table and gave me a rusty trombone!! mmmm so good

by humpy lumpkin April 7, 2008

Rusty Trombone

A freakin gay sexual act when one man licks another mans ass while reaching between his legs and jerking him off....

That nigga jp be giving rusty trombones to that gay ass fool

by boost7 May 1, 2006

tromboner

The nickname for trombone players. The real tromboners a chill but most are weird

That tromboner is a weirdo

by Forty-nine December 11, 2016

rusty trombone

A trombone that, when subjected to water or water-based liquids and even air moisture for a long enough time, develops an outer layer of iron oxide most commonly known as rust. It makes a trombone aesthetically and ergonomically unpleasing, as well as difficult to play.

Andy: Hey Bobby, do you want to play my flute?

Bobby: No, I want to play my trombone but it's not working. I dropped it in the water and accidentally left it there for six weeks. Now it is a rusty trombone.

Andy: Well shucks.

by Chigglywiggly February 14, 2010