threadgasm

A period of time when the quantity of messages on a facebook inbox message, or "thread", absolutely explodes. A common sign of a threadgasm is when by the time one scrolls to the bottom of the page after it refreshes to see a new post, one is already missing at least one more post that has been written since the refresh.

Our facebook inbox had a threadgasm yesterday - 250 posts in only an hour or two! My phone was basically exploding in my pocket.

by Manhunt XXX April 13, 2011

the thread went "premium" . . .

When a thread in the "general discussion" forum heats up to a point that the moderators are forced to move it to a pay-only forum (premium) . . . usually resulting in the death of that thread . . .

Did you see that thread about the two dudes having sex on top of the Cameron jetties with a pink dolphin? . . . no, the thread went "premium" . . . before I could see it . . . shouldn't have let my subscription lapse . . .

by sunkeyeno.3 March 29, 2012

Fuck threat

A fuck threat is to threaten someone with death by sexual intercourse. Initially coined by Daniel Avidan.

Colour Me Bad: "We can do it 'til we won't wake up!"
Dan: "CMB made a fuck threat and I'm never forgiving them"

by mmmmmmBilly August 12, 2018

lucy threadgold

She is the most beautiful girl you will ever see. She’s usually blond and wears scrunchies. She’s either very happy or very mad.

Kacey: Lucy threadgold is gorgeous

Erin: I know but she’s my best friend so back off

by Jason delori November 11, 2019

Fruit Threat

A Fruit Threat is a type of threat to threaten someone with violence with the usage of fruits

A Fruit Threat

Shut up or i’ll shove a pineapple in your throat

by Wapple_Fishman December 29, 2020

Threading the Needle

While driving,walking,or running you weave in and out of obstacles (other cars, people, etc.) in your path.

Last night while driving I was threading the needle an made it home in half the time!

by Eliot The Great July 15, 2014

bomb threat

The Treat of blowing up a building or infrastructure with explosives if demands are not met,or just so kids gets out of school early!

1.Nico made a bomb threat in 2nd period on may 12 2006 because his friend brian wanted to go home early, his punishment, 8 months at Glen Mills lmao.

by JeffreySon February 8, 2007