assholier-than-thou

When an asshole takes up a holier-than-thou position in a given situation simply because they feel it would be a good "asshole-move" to make.

Him: "When they get here, we should speak only in Italian because they missed all the Italian lesson meetings."

Me: "Wow...that's pretty assholier-than-thou."

Him: "I know...I'm an asshole, remember?"

by Sean "Chicanery" Connery July 20, 2008

freer than a free sample at costco

When you're so free that you are actually compared to a free sample at costco.

Guy 1:Your freer than a free sample at costco? u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none?

by YourEverydayRetard February 23, 2021

Tarantula fighting

When two lesbians rub there lap flounders together causing a rage of passion that results in a release of vaginal venom.

Look at those two stupid floozies over there... They are tarantula fighting on the hood of that El Camino... They are definitely going to ruin that paint job with there discharge

by FILTHYPIG October 5, 2006

higher than giraffe pussy

Sometimes abbreviated as "high as G.P.", this phrase can be used in general to describe anything that is very tall or high-positioned (physically). It is sometimes also used figuratively when describing being "high" (under the influence of a substance, i.e. marijuana).

Man, I'm not getting up on that ladder. That thing is as high as G.P.

Dude, how much of that sh*t did you smoke. **I don't know man, but I'm higher than giraffe pussy...**

by LMSeattle May 25, 2010

holier-than-thou

acting like one is superior to others, condescending

I hate that bastard's holier-than-thou attitude.

by Light Joker December 23, 2006

granolier than thou

the attitude of someone who lives, eats and dresses healthier than yours truly, and doesn't let you forget it

I wanted to go to that new vegetaian restaurant, but I can't stand those irritating patchouli smelling granolier than thou hippie freaks. Let's get a burger.

by pitou January 19, 2008

indier-than-thou

An attitude of superiority, expressed through detailed knowledge of independent music and film, as well as the donning of ironic thrift store clothing and lengthy, eye-hiding bangs.

Can also refer to any item used to express the fact that one is indier than others.

Used in this manner by a disgruntled Starbucks employee in an email to the blog Gawker:

"Go hate on the schmucks at Cake Shop or Bowery Poetry Club or something. Their coffee's not that much better, their employees don't have health coverage, their bathrooms aren't any cleaner, and your chances of being snobbed off by some kid with an indier-than-thou haircut are exponentially greater."

by bluestocking February 29, 2008