Thirst World Problems

1 Problems that people with active sex lives have.
2 A retort to someone who complains about the consequences of getting lucky.

A: Ugh I ran into two people I've slept with today.
B: Thirst world problems...

by Mel197 November 16, 2017

thirst machine

A fool who can’t get enough attention. Often opens up messages immediately after receipt.

This fool Felix is such a thirst machine.

by Carlitos Jamón April 15, 2018

thirst patrol

Out on the prowl looking for a hookup

Look at that guy wandering around the bar looking for strange, he’s on thirst patrol

by Sugar_Bear September 1, 2019

Thirst Date

Meeting somebody up for the first time on a date, typically from an online dating profile, with the intention of hooking up later.

“I went on a date with this guy from Hinge. We were at the bar for just an hour before we went back to his place to have sex. Definitely a Thirst Date!”

“I’m grabbing drinks with this girl from Tinder later. She told me her roommate is out of town and we can go back to her place later. Kinda sounds like a Thirst Date!”

by Trevor Davidson October 15, 2019

Thirst Magician

Somebody who creates thirst through magic, to make old men fall for them.

I am not such a thirst magician that Gary would want to come dance with me.

by Slinky Toast February 15, 2020

Thirst Man

Uncultured

"Hey Thirst man did you see that new video"
"no"

by Some Hobo off the streets July 10, 2020

thirst-watching

When you have a crush on an actor(or just like them) and watch literally every series, tv show, and anything the actor has been in.

This weekend I did some severe thirst-watching of Timothee Chalamet.

by fartexploder December 29, 2022