File secured

Securing the file.

File secured simply means saving any media (audio, video or image) that contains any content one or more of your friends find embarrassing to them.

There are many reasons why one may want to secure a file , but the most common is for future use (for example getting back at someone for something they did , or to bring up years later in front of their family)

"Did you see the picture of Jessica from last night's party? I'll send it to you."
"Thanks, File secured."

by heylookitsriceboy October 7, 2018

File cabinet

A place to store files, taxs, dead body's, and those files your company wants you to keep and they say you would use it but you never will need

When you need to put dead bodies in your file cabinet

by Orange_cheerio November 4, 2016

OG File

An original file of a song exported from the studio that has the untouched filename, metadata, bitrate and overall quality.

Chris is so corny for vaulting the OG File! The song leaked in such bad quality... we need the OG File desperately.

by jmktdyuhij May 28, 2023

fantasy files

the pornographic scenes and stories filed in your head that you call upon when you masturbate.

I went through all my fantasy files and still couldn't peak. I must have masturbated too much today.

by Bagitbabe October 16, 2008

drunk file

When you file taxes while drunk(or otherwise incapacitated). Usually accompanied by errors in math, mailing them to the wrong address or even passing out while filing and getting your taxes full of drool. May result in an audit.

Dude, i totally sent my taxes to cananda, im such a dummy for drunk fileng.

by peteycrack April 8, 2010

Z-file

Any documents, pictures, stories, online or otherwise that have or give the interpretation of something to do with sexual relationships between the author and the character drawn or written about.

Story "Crush" on Fanart Central, picture "*Under His Sweetheart's Power* on Fanart Central.

by GalaxyDancer April 16, 2005

Fat File

a fat person, that has very chubby disgusting fat legs, who cant walk, yet can wobble, and always says its hot out.

Hey Miljkela did you see that fat file fuck at the ice cream store, "yea his body is gross, and sweaty but i will ask him if i can suck off his mommy.

by James Thurmus July 1, 2003