Pumps my nads

An expression for something that peeves you off

You know what really pumps my nads? Feminism

by Peepeesauce556 May 19, 2017

I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009

Nad Nudger

A trapped fart that escapes by nudging a ball out of the way

That fart was a Nad Nudger, it nearly took my nut with it.

by Dodgyfinger February 16, 2022

nad

an adjective, used to describe a situation when something amazing happens.

Nad! I found diamonds in Minecraft.

by nignog69.420 April 5, 2020

NAD

NAD also known as “No ass disorder” is a disorder that slows or stop completely a person ability for their ass to grow. NAD is commonly found in people with already small butts . NAD is commonly passed through genetics but on rare occasions it’s not. Many people with NAD suffer with denial as they can not believe they have the deadly disorder. With NAD it stops the blood flow in you ass which is deadly, many people can not live more then 30 days when they are diagnosed with this disorder due to this.

I have NAD

by Ybw_liyah February 7, 2022

BIG nads

Typically a slag of some nature, short in stature but large in the weight department. When it steps on the scales you mistake it for the euro millions jackpot. Can be used as a weight measurement.

That bag of cotton is pure BIG nads!
Oi, G look at that BIG nads across the street, jerez dam.

by Lark arse December 5, 2018

lil nads wasted

Getting blackout drunk, peeing on the floor of a gas station and then waking up in the hospital with a black eye on your birthday with no memory of the precious night.

yo! let’s get lil nads wasted tonight

by dwaynecial August 24, 2019