Pumps my nads

An expression for something that peeves you off

You know what really pumps my nads? Feminism

by Peepeesauce556 May 19, 2017

I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009

Cam and Nad day

Mondays are made for Cam and Nad. Cam and Nad days are when Cam and Nad spend the whole day together

ayo I can’t hangout on mondays! that’s cam and nad days

by pussygobbler12344 November 29, 2020

BIG nads

Typically a slag of some nature, short in stature but large in the weight department. When it steps on the scales you mistake it for the euro millions jackpot. Can be used as a weight measurement.

That bag of cotton is pure BIG nads!
Oi, G look at that BIG nads across the street, jerez dam.

by Lark arse December 5, 2018

NAD

NAD also known as “No ass disorder” is a disorder that slows or stop completely a person ability for their ass to grow. NAD is commonly found in people with already small butts . NAD is commonly passed through genetics but on rare occasions it’s not. Many people with NAD suffer with denial as they can not believe they have the deadly disorder. With NAD it stops the blood flow in you ass which is deadly, many people can not live more then 30 days when they are diagnosed with this disorder due to this.

I have NAD

by Ybw_liyah February 7, 2022

Nad Nudger

A trapped fart that escapes by nudging a ball out of the way

That fart was a Nad Nudger, it nearly took my nut with it.

by Dodgyfinger February 16, 2022

the nads

when a situation is wholly unsatisfactory

Guy 1: My girlfriend wanted me to give her a sticky quacker, but I accidentally skruncled and now she won’t text me back.
Guy 2: Man, that’s the nads.

by Scrooge McSkrunc November 23, 2021