Dude #1: Dude, isn't that Kristen coming this way?
Dude #2: Yeah dude, she's smoking hot. What I wouldn't do to get with her.
Dude #1: Dude. Just keep it kosh man or you'll blow your chances with her.
Dude #2: Yeah dude, she's smoking hot. What I wouldn't do to get with her.
Dude #1: Dude. Just keep it kosh man or you'll blow your chances with her.
by DurbanSun November 02, 2009
To behave in a civilised manner, to act with civility. When one is not currently keeping it "real", the best you can hope is that they keep it "civil".
This is also a good way of pissing off people who you don't like.
This can be used as a derogatory term.
This is also a good way of pissing off people who you don't like.
This can be used as a derogatory term.
by Andrew SCott March 06, 2005
Expression used to denote ones depressive, apathetic attitude toward their work. Usually, it expresses your inability to change anything and your inevitable departure from said job.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "Did you get the memo? I guess they're taking money back because they overpaid us $600 for per diem on that business trip last week."
Guy 2: "They can keep it. In fact, they should take more of my money. Who needs college tuition? Not my kids."
Example 2:
Guy 1: "You hear, man, we have to stay late again because the boss can't get her shit strait."
Guy 2: "She can keep it. In fact, she should take more of my nights. I don't mind missing my sons' birthday."
Guy 1: "It's hers. She can have it."
Guy 1: "Did you get the memo? I guess they're taking money back because they overpaid us $600 for per diem on that business trip last week."
Guy 2: "They can keep it. In fact, they should take more of my money. Who needs college tuition? Not my kids."
Example 2:
Guy 1: "You hear, man, we have to stay late again because the boss can't get her shit strait."
Guy 2: "She can keep it. In fact, she should take more of my nights. I don't mind missing my sons' birthday."
Guy 1: "It's hers. She can have it."
by simpledude March 24, 2010
To tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. AKA "Keep it Real" or be honest with youself as well as others.
Used the same as "on the strength", "on my Momma", "swear to God", "real talk", "on everything I Love" "on the for-realla my nicca" and of course "Keep it 100".
by Simply Ecstasy December 09, 2007
"Hey bro, can you tell me which link to go to?"
"Man, I'm keeping it a buck, I just clicked around until I got somewhere"
"Man, I'm keeping it a buck, I just clicked around until I got somewhere"
by CoffeeVC January 27, 2021
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