Master Calculator

This is simply AJ's brain

Use your master calculator to solve this

by New onerf February 23, 2022

Calculator

Tool you use to calculate your children in your basement

Pedo "time to use my calculator for my children"
They are mostly orphans

by Skkskdkd January 6, 2021

Calculism

The worshipping of calculus to the math god Mathius.

“My religion is calculism. I worship Mathius. The math god.”

by Hot _Garbage_87 August 11, 2022

raeans 69 calculator joke

funny lame joke
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raeans 69 calculator joke!
raean: “press ‘=’”

grnevie: “presses equal”
calculator: “69”
genvei: “so lame”

by ineedtopeereallybad6969 September 18, 2021

Ultimate Calculation

When you take geebs then take dabs directly after. Through my years of research I’ve calculated that this is the way to get the maximum high. Hence the name.

Bro last night me and Josh did ultimate calculation haven’t been that furred in a min.

by Zzid July 10, 2021

Advanced calculator

Also known as advanced calc, it is a slang word meaning phone, usually used in a school setting.

(Kid playing on phone in class)
Other student:Yo why do you have your phone out?
Kid with phone:It’s my advanced calculator!

by Agoober23 November 5, 2025

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are you so bored that you figured out my mac dock order and typed it in to urban dictionary

Get the Finder Launchpad Final Cut Pro Google Chrome VLC Calendar Music Notes FaceTime Messages Maps Preview Clock QuickTime Player Weather System Settings Calculator Logic Pro Motion Keynote OBS Downloads Trash spider

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 8, 2024