Texting

-A stupid way to communicate

-Great way to get into a car accident
-The reason why people cannot spell properly
-The reason why people cannot talk properly
-Something that kids get addicted to
-A warning sign that society is getting dumber

I don't use texting, it's fucking stupid.

by vladik87 September 12, 2009

Texting out

To ask someone out by texting them on a cellular device.

Oh my god I can't believe that Tom is texting out Jess?!?!?! How lame is that.

by sthen November 9, 2007

Teasing the Alien

butthole licking aka Tossing the Salad. Tagging the alien is known as anal sex.

Your face smells like ass, have you been teasing the alien?

by Ryan aka Ryno April 23, 2009

Filler Texting

When you're texting or IMing somebody and they respond with crappy, half-assed one word answers. Also reffered to as "Being a weenie".

Texter 1: Dude, I just bought five hundred dollars worth of apple sauce!

Texter 2: Kool

Texter One: (in an attempt to end the filller texting) Is it weird that I'm playing Viva Pinata? Cuz I'm pretty sure it's for like five year olds, but I beat Assasin's Creed.

Texter 2: Sure

Texter One: Screw you, you filler texting douche!

by GiraffeBoots December 13, 2010

fuckstick textington

someone who is text messaging on their cell phone and pretending to have a conversation with you and acting like they are listening to you plus probably texting shit about you to someone

two friends are commuting somewhere the one who is driving says hey do you want stop at the store real quick. the passenger is texting on his phone ignoring everything around him being a fuckstick textington

by slick over weight willy October 15, 2013

testing

To test or to try someone by irritating, aggravating, annoying or anything less than pleasurable.

Testing can also be a premeditated plot to see what you would do in a certain situation.

"This boy's been testing my patience all day."

"He asked me if I wanted a 3some but I think he was just testing me. He don't get down like that."

by Jfender24 March 24, 2008

Twating

The practice of leaving a blood trail or blood spots (known or unknown) while menstruating.

Mary left a blood trail all over her office chair and toilet. She's been twating all over the clinic!

by Gouldswifter November 1, 2012