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Tallest Midget

The "Tallest Midget" is when someone or something is the best at something, but that something isn't anything special. The tallest midget is the tallest one of his group - but although he is the tallest midget - he is still, at the end of the day, a midget. Also could be called the "Hottest Garbageman".
Fans of the Clemson Tigers are jubilant after their victory in the 2011 ACC Championship Game. What they fail to realize is, while they are the ACC Championship, they are still the tallest midget.
by Whamdaddy September 4, 2012
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national kick tall people day

on november 23rd, you're allowed to kick anyone taller than 5'4 with no consequences.
person1: "hey, it's november 23rd <3"
person2: "okay, and?"
person1: "national kick tall people day"
person2: *runs*
by petalstarlight October 21, 2020
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Tall poppy

Australian slang for a highly successful person. Likely to be cut down by those suffering tall poppy syndrome.
Kerry Packer was a tall poppy.
by BabydollPink December 30, 2005
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Tallen

He is very athletic can be cocky but most the times he isn’t , he’s dangerous and is very good at new things he’s a good sport and plays many sports he very responsible as well he also plays for cny elite
Tallen is handsome
by Cny elite July 13, 2018
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Tall Man Syndrome

Opposite of Small Man Syndrome. It is where tall men (probably over 5'12) who have probably done nothing in their life except be dicks and failures to society, are seen as superior by either some people or themselves. This is in spite of figures like Napoleon Bonaparte, who conquered a lot of Europe, was only around 5'6-5'7.

While shorter men doing great things might be seen as compensating, that is much better than someone with Tall Man Syndrome as someone with this affliction does nothing at all except disappoint everyone, especially women in bed.

There are two kinds of people in this spectrum. One does great things like lead England and the allies through World War 2 and being a distinguished historical figure, while the other got genetically lucky and nothing else.
"Damn. Look man, I may be short, but I can actually pay my rent on time and hold a relationship. You suffer from Tall Man Syndrome! A big case of it too!"

Short Man: "I just conquered half of Europe!"
Random person: "You are probably just compensating."
Short Man: "Maybe. How's (Insert Tall Man)? Still crying in his parents basement?"
by Khaosyrup March 5, 2022
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tall

Dude, I got TALL homework tonight.
by Noah May 23, 2003
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tall boy

Also know a as a tall can. A 24 oz can of beer. Not to be confused with a pounder a 16oz can of beer, or a deuce deuce a 22oz bottle of beer
A tall boy is much beter than a pounder because it has more beer
by VERG October 13, 2006
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